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Jean-Claude Van Fucking Damme Motherfuckers

I can’t believe there’s so far 7 of you out there who don’t know who this classic action hero is. You people never cease to amaze me with your ignorance.

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Van-Damme is the most underrated person in the history of cinema, since he’s not only an extremely gifted actor, but can literally kick whoever’s ass thinks otherwise on and off the stage in as much as 4 different martial art styles. “The Muscles from Brussels” has starred in many iconic movies that defined the action genre and always featured naked chicks. Naked chicks man, that’s my kind of fucking movie.

You should stop being a bitch and go out right now to Blockbuster or to your NetFlix queue and get these JCVD essentials: Bloodsport, Kickboxer, Double Impact, Universal Soldier, Maximum Risk, Timecop, Hard Target, Legionnaire and fucking STREET FIGHTER (where he plays motherfucking Guile, probably the role of his career).

No but seriously, as far as cheesy action movies go, he’s the shit.

One Response to “Jean-Claude Van Fucking Damme Motherfuckers”
  • greggcarson says:

    I love Van Damme, theres something about his brand of low quality, generic storyed ass kickery that you can’t help but enjoy watching.

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