Archive for January, 2010

Too soon for a new episode? Fuck you:

ITE:Extra claps, Mantecan boyfriends, brutal RTS, excessive wiping, American lunches and terrible songs.

Playlist:
Trouble – Psalm 9
Brocas Helm – Drink the Blood of the Priest
Freak Kitchen – Murder Groupie
Strapping Young Lad – Exciter
Symphony X – The Relic
Immortal – Antarctica
Opeth – Blackwater Park
Annihilator – Alison Hell

Top Gear reviews the greatest car of history:

…was born in 1945. Which would make her 65 years old this year. Is it wrong that I find her hot as hell?

I love hot chicks, you have no idea.

That’s what you call Top Gear. There has never been a show about anything in the way that this show is about cars. Hell, you may not even like cars, but with Jeremy Clarkson and company setting up all their fantastically awesome segments, that doesn’t really matter. Where else can you watch a Bugatti Veyron race an Eurofighter Typhoon jet fighter? Yeah, that’s what I though.

I used to watch it whenever I might happen to catch it on BBC when I was back in Nicaragua, but ever since I moved here for school I never really watched it ever again. But now, browsing for something to watch on Netflix in this my all-nighter, I found that they have entire seasons, seasons, available for watching instantly online.

Fuck yes.

If you’ve never watched Top Gear, you should. And if you do and after that you don’t think it’s the greatest thing that has ever been on TV, you’re dumb.

That dude in the red trunks is a n00b:

Holy shit:

For the past 2 weeks my sleep cycle has been fucked up. I usually go to sleep at around 4 or 5 am and wake up at 1 or 2 pm. This doesn’t really affect my school schedule since all my classes are in the afternoon/night, but that doesn’t make it ok either. Waking up to eat re-heated lunch is fucking weird.

I don’t know how I got into this but now I can’t get out. I just can’t go to sleep early and there is no alarm in the world that will wake me up before my 8-9 hours of sleep are in. So I’ve decided to fuck sleep and pull an all-nighter. It is now 2:46 am Sunday, and I don’t plan to go to sleep until the sun rises and sets again.

So what am I gonna do to keep me busy during this time? Post on the greatest metal website of all time of course. Get ready.

Well fuck me sideways, Finntroll has already done a video for a track off their upcoming “Nifelvind” album! Thanks to The Sheriff for this one:

Merry Christmas! (better late than never)

ITE: Xmas Metalscape ‘09: Old School Style, Intro Fail, the Zach comet, Overworked Mantecan, sad King Diamond, no glass buddies, dirty cars, Ricky Martin appreciation, Modern Warfare talk, no smoking in the house!, Brawny for your Browny, Bang Ice Cream Bus, Role Playing Games, chicks and their boys, passing judgment for breakfast, subliminal shirt messages, Fuck Police, *thumbs up*, and let’s go shoot people on the internet.

Playlist:
Rob Halford – We Three Kings
Tankard – Fuck Christmas
Tom Angelripper – Amerikanisches Weihnachtsmedley
Kekal – God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
Ulver – Christmas
Venom – Black Christmas
Type O Negative – Halloween In Heaven
King Diamond – No Presents for Christmas

You can all thank our very own Zach Moore. For 3 straight months he’s avoided all my phone calls, e-mails, forum posts and Xbox Live messages and chat requests. There is just no way to get in touch with that little man.

So please help me out. E-mail him, Facebook him, post on the forums or try to get in contact with him in any way. I know he’s alive because I haven’t killed him yet, he’s just being a douche.

Stay Metal.