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Too soon for a new episode? Fuck you:

ITE:Extra claps, Mantecan boyfriends, brutal RTS, excessive wiping, American lunches and terrible songs.

Playlist:
Trouble – Psalm 9
Brocas Helm – Drink the Blood of the Priest
Freak Kitchen – Murder Groupie
Strapping Young Lad – Exciter
Symphony X – The Relic
Immortal – Antarctica
Opeth – Blackwater Park
Annihilator – Alison Hell

Merry Christmas! (better late than never)

ITE: Xmas Metalscape ‘09: Old School Style, Intro Fail, the Zach comet, Overworked Mantecan, sad King Diamond, no glass buddies, dirty cars, Ricky Martin appreciation, Modern Warfare talk, no smoking in the house!, Brawny for your Browny, Bang Ice Cream Bus, Role Playing Games, chicks and their boys, passing judgment for breakfast, subliminal shirt messages, Fuck Police, *thumbs up*, and let’s go shoot people on the internet.

Playlist:
Rob Halford – We Three Kings
Tankard – Fuck Christmas
Tom Angelripper – Amerikanisches Weihnachtsmedley
Kekal – God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
Ulver – Christmas
Venom – Black Christmas
Type O Negative – Halloween In Heaven
King Diamond – No Presents for Christmas

The previously unavailable awesome episode of your favorite metal podcast is now… available!

A brand new Metalscape with teasers for the brand new Ronvaldr and Zachrebuff!… that came out already… shit, my bad. Chipmunk Ron makes a short appearance as well.

Playlist:
Diablo Swing Orchestra – Lucy Fears the Morning Star
Welicoruss – Slavyanskaya Sila
Decapitated – Mandatory Suicide
Slayer – Unit 731
Melechesh – Rebirth of the Nemesis
Akercocke – Breaking Silence
Buckethead – I Come in Peace
Arcturus – The Throne of Tragedy

Metalscape CXXI - Semi-Latino Drum Beatz

New iPods, new Immortal, new outlook on life, new apartment, new shirt designs, new voice, new career. lolwut?

Playlist:

Nile – Permitting the Noble Dead to Descend to the Underworld
Rudra – Hymns from the Blazing Chariot
Ensiferum – Stone Cold Metal
Immortal – Arctic Swarm
Mastodon – The Czar
Sepultura – Attitude
Om – (Version)
Carcass – Keep on Rotting in the Free World

I wasn’t planning on releasing this, but some people asked for it during the live broadcast of CXX, which is coming in the next few days (that’s right peoples, NEW METALSCAPE!!).

Check it out if you’re bored or if you missed it:

Listener Participation

In a drunken moment of carelessness, I invited a few listeners onto the show to take Ron’s place for the evening. I also tried to stream the show live. This is the result of those experiments…

Metalscape Episode CXVII

“I don’t have a can opener”

ITE: Grilled chicken, Nicaraguan Communism, Conan, The Listener Survey, Metalscape Movie Reviews, busless tour, Rusty Cooley, right angles and confusion, fuck insurance, Zach hates history and albino crocs.

Playlist:
Mastodon – Oblivion
Tribulation – Beyond the Horror
Vomitorium Angelis – Averse Sefira
Bombs of Hades – Disrespect Their Bones
Cryptopsy – Dead and Dripping
Tyr – Hold the Heathen Hammer High
Wardruna – Jara
Doomsword – Gergovia

Dusty Tunes
Pulp Tunes
Zach’s Desktop
Zune HD
Rusty Cooley
Pixar vs. Dreamworks

Now with reverb!

ITE: Zach reverberations, Ninjas in my kitchen, avoidance, home cooking, bunch o’ news, TV talk, “Carpathian Forest Sucks” 2, Pirates on my metal, Slayer day, Sex Baseball, satanic track lists and mall cops.

Playlist:
Solefald – Crater of the Valkyries
Behexen – Canto VI – Canticle (for Ye Lord)
Death – Empty Words
Dissection – Night’s Blood
My Dying Bride – And My Fury Stands Ready
Die Apokalyptischen Reiter – Wir sind das Licht
Helloween – Cry for Freedom
The Moon and the Nightspirit – Tüzben Születö