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You read that right guys. Metalscape, or more specifically, the Metalscape website is currently under attack by malware from sources unknown. If you’ve gotten alerts from your anti-virus software or have been redirected to some advertisement page in the last few days while browsing the site you know what I mean. We are not just standing here with our arms crossed waiting for utter destruction though, the Metalscape Site Emergency Response Task Force (MSERTF) is hard at work fighting the invasion. Zach is currently hard at work blaming me for everything, Gogo is currently hard at work not giving a fuck since his computer is so amazingly secure viruses are a non-issue to him and I’m currently hard at work writing this post in which no way will help fix the problem.

They say knowing is half the battle, and as such, I’ve begun to formulate some theories as to who may be behind these attacks. What? You thought this was just a random infection? The hell it is, there’s people who’ve been wanting to bring us down for years. But the question is who? Read on to find out just who may be involved in this…
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The legend is now a shirt:

BUY OR DIE!

You can all thank our very own Zach Moore. For 3 straight months he’s avoided all my phone calls, e-mails, forum posts and Xbox Live messages and chat requests. There is just no way to get in touch with that little man.

So please help me out. E-mail him, Facebook him, post on the forums or try to get in contact with him in any way. I know he’s alive because I haven’t killed him yet, he’s just being a douche.

Stay Metal.

Before anything, I’d like to wish you a late merry christmas and happy new year. Hope all of you had a great time doing whatever it was that you did.

As you may have guessed by this post’s title, I have returned to the Wordless Chamber. That’s Miami, for all of you out there not so well versed in Metalscape lore.

I failed to work on the Nicaraguan Photojournal yet again, mostly due to the fact that I had no camera to work with. I thought of bringing my own, but I didn’t want to carry even more shit on the plane than I already was. So next time, I promise.

So as to not make this post completely useless, I’ll answer some questions you may have about the show, if you still care about Metalscape:

1. Yes, there is a new episode recorded, the Xmas Episode!
2. No, I won’t post it anytime soon since I’m still missing Zach’s part and he’s been missing for the last 2 months.
3. No, Metalscape is not dead.
4. Yes, you should buy a shirt. I just bought one for my own and it rocks my ass hard.

Stay Metal.

Spreadshirt is offering free ground shipping when you buy 2 or more items on the Store. Which should be no problem if you buy our shirts in bulk like you should.

Enter the code TREAT9 if you’re buying in US$ or CADTREAT9 if you’re using Canada’s crazy money at checkout to get the free shipping. The offer ends October 26, so hurry up and buy shit now. GO!

This classic Metalscape moment from Episode CXV (115 for you anti-Romans out there) has finally made its way onto a sweet ass shirt. And guess what: It can be yours!

Go to the store right now and buy all of them.

Some of you forum regulars may know this already, but for everyone else here’s a bit sweet of news: Metalscape now has a new and improved STORE. As in PLACE WHERE YOU BUY STUFF. Most of the revenue will be used to pay for the site’s hosting, which has been paid exclusively by the Ronald Calero Foundation for Underdeveloped Metal Podcasts for the last 2 years. Any profit will probably be used by Zachary to pay off his World of Warcraft debt.

We got a nice variety of products that will continue to grow over the following months. If you have any specific requests let us know and we’ll get our design team on it.

Once again that glorious time is here again my fellow metal believers, so click the link and BUY A SHIRT!

As posted by Zach:

We got t-shirts, we got sweatshirts, we got panties, and buttons, tank-tops and boxers.

Ugly? These will make you sexy.
Sexy? These will make you a master of all things fornicatey.

BUY SOMETHING NOW!!!

Okay, so there hasn’t been an episode in a while. RON IS MISSING. I haven’t talked to him since sometime last week. He hasn’t responded to emails, nor to forum posts in our hidden “hosts” section. I think foul play is afoot.

I’m on it like crack. Despite the gay linkin park drums and that weird dude chiming in from time to time with his “screaming” to metal things up, I’m drawn to it like a moth to a flame. Maybe it’s because of the female vocals, or maybe because I’ve been starved for anything remotely good to listen to lately. In any case, it’s entertaining my saturday. This could’ve been so much better without that fucking drumming.

Anyway, here’s a picture of hurdy gurdy hottie Anna Murphy:

Sure it may look pretty much the same now, but a mighty winds a blowin’.

With this new site we plan to make Metalscape more than just THE Metal Podcast, but also a place to come for up to date metal news and album reviews.

Stay tuned as the sight will be changing quite a bit in the upcoming days.