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Even though it’s been like 3 years since the last one, Gregg the drunken Irishman, still believes he’s right on track. And so he’s posted a thread containing the rules and categories of the most prestigious award on the internet:

First off I need a better title.

Secondly I realised this hasn’t happened for like a over a year (surprising since we have only had like 20 episodes) so I decided to do it all over again, same rules as before unless I decide to change them.

I am accepting suggestions for categories aswell and this year I have a very special surprise for the winners.

Most Valuable Poster (MVP)
News Anchor
Grammar Award
Best Thread
Most Annoying
Best use of Images
Best Video Poster
Best Member Produced Music
Best Host
Most Improved Member
Most Missed member

U2U me a message with your vote

Rules
1.everyone gets 2 votes in each category (you can make 1 vote or not vote if you so choose)
2.you can’t vote for your self

Vote in the following format

EXAMPLE
Most Valuable Poster (MVP)- name1, name2
News Anchor- name1
Grammar Award- name1, name2
Best Thread- thread title1
Most Annoying- name1, name2
Best use of Images- name1, name2
Best Video Poster- name1
Best Member Produced Music- name1
Best Host – (one vote only) name1
Most Improved Member-name1
Most Missed member- name1, name2

If you’re interested in participating, you can go ahead and register on our forums. There is no defined cut-off date, so you can relax about that. If instead you only wish to vote, you can register on our forums as well, but I dunno who you’d be voting for since you wouldn’t know anyone there well enough to vote for them, but feel free.

If you haven’t already, become a fan of our Facebook page, which just recently got its direct URL.

You can find us at http://www.facebook.com/metalscape

Add us and you’ll receive notifications whenever live episodes are being recorded, new products are added to the shop or Modern Warfare 2 is being played.

Have you ever encountered a goddamn hippie in the wild and had no gangsta rap/bay references/Lady Gaga at hand to make him/her feel inadequate?

Well now you can avoid them altogether by warning them off with the official Zach Moore OMFFH Shirt:

Available now at the Metalscape Shop. BUY OR DIE!

You read that right guys. Metalscape, or more specifically, the Metalscape website is currently under attack by malware from sources unknown. If you’ve gotten alerts from your anti-virus software or have been redirected to some advertisement page in the last few days while browsing the site you know what I mean. We are not just standing here with our arms crossed waiting for utter destruction though, the Metalscape Site Emergency Response Task Force (MSERTF) is hard at work fighting the invasion. Zach is currently hard at work blaming me for everything, Gogo is currently hard at work not giving a fuck since his computer is so amazingly secure viruses are a non-issue to him and I’m currently hard at work writing this post in which no way will help fix the problem.

They say knowing is half the battle, and as such, I’ve begun to formulate some theories as to who may be behind these attacks. What? You thought this was just a random infection? The hell it is, there’s people who’ve been wanting to bring us down for years. But the question is who? Read on to find out just who may be involved in this…
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The legend is now a shirt:

BUY OR DIE!

You can all thank our very own Zach Moore. For 3 straight months he’s avoided all my phone calls, e-mails, forum posts and Xbox Live messages and chat requests. There is just no way to get in touch with that little man.

So please help me out. E-mail him, Facebook him, post on the forums or try to get in contact with him in any way. I know he’s alive because I haven’t killed him yet, he’s just being a douche.

Stay Metal.

Before anything, I’d like to wish you a late merry christmas and happy new year. Hope all of you had a great time doing whatever it was that you did.

As you may have guessed by this post’s title, I have returned to the Wordless Chamber. That’s Miami, for all of you out there not so well versed in Metalscape lore.

I failed to work on the Nicaraguan Photojournal yet again, mostly due to the fact that I had no camera to work with. I thought of bringing my own, but I didn’t want to carry even more shit on the plane than I already was. So next time, I promise.

So as to not make this post completely useless, I’ll answer some questions you may have about the show, if you still care about Metalscape:

1. Yes, there is a new episode recorded, the Xmas Episode!
2. No, I won’t post it anytime soon since I’m still missing Zach’s part and he’s been missing for the last 2 months.
3. No, Metalscape is not dead.
4. Yes, you should buy a shirt. I just bought one for my own and it rocks my ass hard.

Stay Metal.

Spreadshirt is offering free ground shipping when you buy 2 or more items on the Store. Which should be no problem if you buy our shirts in bulk like you should.

Enter the code TREAT9 if you’re buying in US$ or CADTREAT9 if you’re using Canada’s crazy money at checkout to get the free shipping. The offer ends October 26, so hurry up and buy shit now. GO!

This classic Metalscape moment from Episode CXV (115 for you anti-Romans out there) has finally made its way onto a sweet ass shirt. And guess what: It can be yours!

Go to the store right now and buy all of them.

Some of you forum regulars may know this already, but for everyone else here’s a bit sweet of news: Metalscape now has a new and improved STORE. As in PLACE WHERE YOU BUY STUFF. Most of the revenue will be used to pay for the site’s hosting, which has been paid exclusively by the Ronald Calero Foundation for Underdeveloped Metal Podcasts for the last 2 years. Any profit will probably be used by Zachary to pay off his World of Warcraft debt.

We got a nice variety of products that will continue to grow over the following months. If you have any specific requests let us know and we’ll get our design team on it.

Once again that glorious time is here again my fellow metal believers, so click the link and BUY A SHIRT!

As posted by Zach:

We got t-shirts, we got sweatshirts, we got panties, and buttons, tank-tops and boxers.

Ugly? These will make you sexy.
Sexy? These will make you a master of all things fornicatey.

BUY SOMETHING NOW!!!