First off I need a better title.

Secondly I realised this hasn’t happened for like a over a year (surprising since we have only had like 20 episodes) so I decided to do it all over again, same rules as before unless I decide to change them.

I am accepting suggestions for categories aswell and this year I have a very special surprise for the winners.

Most Valuable Poster (MVP)
News Anchor
Grammar Award
Best Thread
Most Annoying
Best use of Images
Best Video Poster
Best Member Produced Music
Best Host
Most Improved Member
Most Missed member

U2U me a message with your vote

Rules
1.everyone gets 2 votes in each category (you can make 1 vote or not vote if you so choose)
2.you can’t vote for your self

Vote in the following format

EXAMPLE
Most Valuable Poster (MVP)- name1, name2
News Anchor- name1
Grammar Award- name1, name2
Best Thread- thread title1
Most Annoying- name1, name2
Best use of Images- name1, name2
Best Video Poster- name1
Best Member Produced Music- name1
Best Host – (one vote only) name1
Most Improved Member-name1
Most Missed member- name1, name2

If you’re interested in participating, you can go ahead and register on our forums. There is no defined cut-off date, so you can relax about that. If instead you only wish to vote, you can register on our forums as well, but I dunno who you’d be voting for since you wouldn’t know anyone there well enough to vote for them, but feel free.

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Well now you can avoid them altogether by warning them off with the official Zach Moore OMFFH Shirt:

Available now at the Metalscape Shop. BUY OR DIE!

They say knowing is half the battle, and as such, I’ve begun to formulate some theories as to who may be behind these attacks. What? You thought this was just a random infection? The hell it is, there’s people who’ve been wanting to bring us down for years. But the question is who? Read on to find out just who may be involved in this…

LIST OF POSSIBLE CULPRITS:

Reptilian Shapeshifters

Going to bed with this every night? I feel you Bill.

It is by now no secret that our planet’s governments and policing entities are merely a facade to hide the true rulers of this world: The Reptilians. These evil space lizards have enslaved mankind since the beginning of time and plan to keep their choke hold on humanity for as long as they can. Since we at Metalscape have been exposing their true identity and evil plans for the better part of 4 years now, we have become their sworn enemies, and they will stop at nothing to see us destroyed. Spyware? Bring it on alien motherfuckers.

Talking Metal

One of these is a host of the show, can't really tell which.

The most popular “metal” podcast among retards has hated us ever since we started broadcasting undiluted awesomeness over the internet. Their hatred only got bigger after Gangland’s little stunt over at their forums that got him and our glorious podcast mentioned on an episode of the testosterone-challenged show. We are a clear and present danger to them, since they know that at any moment one of their listeners might just listen to a Metalscape episode and realize that he’s been voluntarily allowing his ears to be sexually assaulted by Talking Metal on every single installment. And that one listener can turn into many. You’re gonna need a lot more viruses than this you Guns n’ Roses loving assholes.

Shure

Who said it wasn't?

You may not be familiar with Zach’s beef with Shure if you’re new to the show, and quite frankly I don’t remember it that well either. But the important thing is that ever since we here at Metalscape started the official Shure boycott, the boys over at one of the biggest names in audio have felt the impact. Their sales have probably been on a nose dive ever since and maybe just now they’re finding out it’s because of our boycott. I’ll tell you something, I’d rather have a pack of rabid African mongooses on LSD scratch my balls off than to ever use a Shure product for anything.

The Spanish

Official colors of motherfuckers

I fucking hate this country and every single person from it. I don’t think I have ever hated anything more in my life (well, maybe Korpiklaani). I’ve made this sentiment be heard on Metalscape episodes again and again, so it’s no surprise that this information got to filthy spaniard ears. And now they’re trying to get back at me with their computers. You’re gonna have to try harder than that fagbags!

BUY OR DIE!

So please help me out. E-mail him, Facebook him, post on the forums or try to get in contact with him in any way. I know he’s alive because I haven’t killed him yet, he’s just being a douche.

Stay Metal.

As you may have guessed by this post’s title, I have returned to the Wordless Chamber. That’s Miami, for all of you out there not so well versed in Metalscape lore.

I failed to work on the Nicaraguan Photojournal yet again, mostly due to the fact that I had no camera to work with. I thought of bringing my own, but I didn’t want to carry even more shit on the plane than I already was. So next time, I promise.

So as to not make this post completely useless, I’ll answer some questions you may have about the show, if you still care about Metalscape:

1. Yes, there is a new episode recorded, the Xmas Episode!
2. No, I won’t post it anytime soon since I’m still missing Zach’s part and he’s been missing for the last 2 months.
3. No, Metalscape is not dead.
4. Yes, you should buy a shirt. I just bought one for my own and it rocks my ass hard.

Stay Metal.

Enter the code TREAT9 if you’re buying in US$ or CADTREAT9 if you’re using Canada’s crazy money at checkout to get the free shipping. The offer ends October 26, so hurry up and buy shit now. GO!

We got a nice variety of products that will continue to grow over the following months. If you have any specific requests let us know and we’ll get our design team on it.

Once again that glorious time is here again my fellow metal believers, so click the link and BUY A SHIRT!

As posted by Zach:

We got t-shirts, we got sweatshirts, we got panties, and buttons, tank-tops and boxers.

Ugly? These will make you sexy.
Sexy? These will make you a master of all things fornicatey.

BUY SOMETHING NOW!!!