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Also, I will not be listening to any of the songs prior to the show. We will have an episode before the Request Challenge to select the 8 entries live on the program.

Thanks for entering!

Well why the fuck not? For starters, if are, as we claim to be, the best metal podcast out there, we shouldn’t rely on our listeners to make up our playlist. Seems both lazy and un-professional. But the biggest reason against playing requests is that 90% of the time we simply do not like the music being requested. Simple as that. Yeah I know you love your favorite band and they’re awesome and everything but guess what? I hate them. And I hate you.

But now we’re giving you the opportunity to show us different.

There are those rare occasions when some dude comes out of nowhere and requests a song that is genuinely awesome. And in the best of cases, it actually makes us want to look up that band to see if they’re a one hit wonder or if they’re actually good. Most of the time they’ll have a couple of cool songs but that’s it, but sometimes they end up being the greatest band we’ve never listened to. And that dude has now become part of Metalscape lore. And that dude can be you.

And it is in that spirit that I’m throwing out this challenge to all our listeners: Send me an e-mail, comment or write on our Facebook with a song you think will fuck our shit up. A song that’s fucking awesome and will have us headbanging all the way like morons in front of our webcams. A rifftastic collection of sonic destruction that will shatter our brains through undiluted musical greatness. A song that will restore my faith in metal. Think you can do that?

All of our listeners are more than welcome to enter (all 14 of you), but in the end, only 8 random songs will be selected. These 8 tracks will all be played on a future episode and will be reviewed LIVE DURING THE SHOW without mercy. Remember that this is Metalscape, so if you are a listener then we probably know you pretty well (not really hard to keep track of 14 people), so your song will also put your reputation on the line…

Winner will also be announced LIVE DURING THE SHOW and will get a brand new and yet-to-be-revealed Metalscape Request Challenge Master shirt for free.

Interested? Start requesting!

First off I need a better title.

Secondly I realised this hasn’t happened for like a over a year (surprising since we have only had like 20 episodes) so I decided to do it all over again, same rules as before unless I decide to change them.

I am accepting suggestions for categories aswell and this year I have a very special surprise for the winners.

Most Valuable Poster (MVP)
News Anchor
Grammar Award
Best Thread
Most Annoying
Best use of Images
Best Video Poster
Best Member Produced Music
Best Host
Most Improved Member
Most Missed member

U2U me a message with your vote

Rules
1.everyone gets 2 votes in each category (you can make 1 vote or not vote if you so choose)
2.you can’t vote for your self

Vote in the following format

EXAMPLE
Most Valuable Poster (MVP)- name1, name2
News Anchor- name1
Grammar Award- name1, name2
Best Thread- thread title1
Most Annoying- name1, name2
Best use of Images- name1, name2
Best Video Poster- name1
Best Member Produced Music- name1
Best Host – (one vote only) name1
Most Improved Member-name1
Most Missed member- name1, name2

If you’re interested in participating, you can go ahead and register on our forums. There is no defined cut-off date, so you can relax about that. If instead you only wish to vote, you can register on our forums as well, but I dunno who you’d be voting for since you wouldn’t know anyone there well enough to vote for them, but feel free.

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Well now you can avoid them altogether by warning them off with the official Zach Moore OMFFH Shirt:

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They say knowing is half the battle, and as such, I’ve begun to formulate some theories as to who may be behind these attacks. What? You thought this was just a random infection? The hell it is, there’s people who’ve been wanting to bring us down for years. But the question is who? Read on to find out just who may be involved in this…

LIST OF POSSIBLE CULPRITS:

Reptilian Shapeshifters

Going to bed with this every night? I feel you Bill.

It is by now no secret that our planet’s governments and policing entities are merely a facade to hide the true rulers of this world: The Reptilians. These evil space lizards have enslaved mankind since the beginning of time and plan to keep their choke hold on humanity for as long as they can. Since we at Metalscape have been exposing their true identity and evil plans for the better part of 4 years now, we have become their sworn enemies, and they will stop at nothing to see us destroyed. Spyware? Bring it on alien motherfuckers.

Talking Metal

One of these is a host of the show, can't really tell which.

The most popular “metal” podcast among retards has hated us ever since we started broadcasting undiluted awesomeness over the internet. Their hatred only got bigger after Gangland’s little stunt over at their forums that got him and our glorious podcast mentioned on an episode of the testosterone-challenged show. We are a clear and present danger to them, since they know that at any moment one of their listeners might just listen to a Metalscape episode and realize that he’s been voluntarily allowing his ears to be sexually assaulted by Talking Metal on every single installment. And that one listener can turn into many. You’re gonna need a lot more viruses than this you Guns n’ Roses loving assholes.

Shure

Who said it wasn't?

You may not be familiar with Zach’s beef with Shure if you’re new to the show, and quite frankly I don’t remember it that well either. But the important thing is that ever since we here at Metalscape started the official Shure boycott, the boys over at one of the biggest names in audio have felt the impact. Their sales have probably been on a nose dive ever since and maybe just now they’re finding out it’s because of our boycott. I’ll tell you something, I’d rather have a pack of rabid African mongooses on LSD scratch my balls off than to ever use a Shure product for anything.

The Spanish

Official colors of motherfuckers

I fucking hate this country and every single person from it. I don’t think I have ever hated anything more in my life (well, maybe Korpiklaani). I’ve made this sentiment be heard on Metalscape episodes again and again, so it’s no surprise that this information got to filthy spaniard ears. And now they’re trying to get back at me with their computers. You’re gonna have to try harder than that fagbags!

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So please help me out. E-mail him, Facebook him, post on the forums or try to get in contact with him in any way. I know he’s alive because I haven’t killed him yet, he’s just being a douche.

Stay Metal.