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Before anything, I’d like to wish you a late merry christmas and happy new year. Hope all of you had a great time doing whatever it was that you did.

As you may have guessed by this post’s title, I have returned to the Wordless Chamber. That’s Miami, for all of you out there not so well versed in Metalscape lore.

I failed to work on the Nicaraguan Photojournal yet again, mostly due to the fact that I had no camera to work with. I thought of bringing my own, but I didn’t want to carry even more shit on the plane than I already was. So next time, I promise.

So as to not make this post completely useless, I’ll answer some questions you may have about the show, if you still care about Metalscape:

1. Yes, there is a new episode recorded, the Xmas Episode!
2. No, I won’t post it anytime soon since I’m still missing Zach’s part and he’s been missing for the last 2 months.
3. No, Metalscape is not dead.
4. Yes, you should buy a shirt. I just bought one for my own and it rocks my ass hard.

Stay Metal.

Spreadshirt is offering free ground shipping when you buy 2 or more items on the Store. Which should be no problem if you buy our shirts in bulk like you should.

Enter the code TREAT9 if you’re buying in US$ or CADTREAT9 if you’re using Canada’s crazy money at checkout to get the free shipping. The offer ends October 26, so hurry up and buy shit now. GO!

This classic Metalscape moment from Episode CXV (115 for you anti-Romans out there) has finally made its way onto a sweet ass shirt. And guess what: It can be yours!

Go to the store right now and buy all of them.

Some of you forum regulars may know this already, but for everyone else here’s a bit sweet of news: Metalscape now has a new and improved STORE. As in PLACE WHERE YOU BUY STUFF. Most of the revenue will be used to pay for the site’s hosting, which has been paid exclusively by the Ronald Calero Foundation for Underdeveloped Metal Podcasts for the last 2 years. Any profit will probably be used by Zachary to pay off his World of Warcraft debt.

We got a nice variety of products that will continue to grow over the following months. If you have any specific requests let us know and we’ll get our design team on it.

Once again that glorious time is here again my fellow metal believers, so click the link and BUY A SHIRT!

As posted by Zach:

We got t-shirts, we got sweatshirts, we got panties, and buttons, tank-tops and boxers.

Ugly? These will make you sexy.
Sexy? These will make you a master of all things fornicatey.

BUY SOMETHING NOW!!!

Okay, so there hasn’t been an episode in a while. RON IS MISSING. I haven’t talked to him since sometime last week. He hasn’t responded to emails, nor to forum posts in our hidden “hosts” section. I think foul play is afoot.

I’m on it like crack. Despite the gay linkin park drums and that weird dude chiming in from time to time with his “screaming” to metal things up, I’m drawn to it like a moth to a flame. Maybe it’s because of the female vocals, or maybe because I’ve been starved for anything remotely good to listen to lately. In any case, it’s entertaining my saturday. This could’ve been so much better without that fucking drumming.

Anyway, here’s a picture of hurdy gurdy hottie Anna Murphy:

Sure it may look pretty much the same now, but a mighty winds a blowin’.

With this new site we plan to make Metalscape more than just THE Metal Podcast, but also a place to come for up to date metal news and album reviews.

Stay tuned as the sight will be changing quite a bit in the upcoming days.