Metalscape: The Metal Podcast

Metalscape 128 - Stay Dub

Thu, 26 Aug 2010 03:49:22 -0700

ITE: America sucks at countries, Nergal’s death and the metal revolution, Justin Bieber is secretly the greatest musician ever and Portuguese men come have a join us with the sex.

Playlist:
Bloodhag – Franz Kafka
Animals as Leaders- Tempting Time
Cage – Planet Crusher
Howl – You Jackals Beware
Casus Belli – I’m Your Master
Ulver – Wolf and Fear
Harness – Eye of the Storm
Vaski – Get Down

Music Bed: Ratatat – LP3, Ratatat – LP4

Metalscape Radio 7

Wed, 25 Aug 2010 03:26:58 -0700

Here’s a little show we put together while Ron was in Nicaragua. Not really a Metalscape episode as there is absolutely NO metal. But there is a new “real” episode that has been recorded, look for it in the next couple of days.

Metalscape Radio 6 - Zach

Mon, 28 Jun 2010 00:57:11 -0700

It this exciting edition of Metalscape Radio. Zach drinks beer and plays music for the internet alone.

Metalscape 126 - Podcasting For Doctors

Sun, 04 Apr 2010 03:36:58 -0700

ITE: Starcraft II for iPhone, Periodic Happenstance of a Body between two Points in a Plane of Existence, “I’m always right”, Best Buy/Apple Store tales, Throat Fucking, You don’t wanna know about Malefic, Bandcamp, Brian POSehn, Foreskin and Sheltered Environments, Sexy Sexual Predators in Hoodies, By the Book, Nazi Hops, Wiper Physics, Kevin-what?, UNLIMITED POWAH, Precious, Metalscape and Torture, “I killed Saddam Hussein with my bare hands, what have you done lately?”, “Music? On Metalscape? Pff”, Magic’s moving my car, Van Canto, Rhythm in the Mouth, The Wireless Samaritan, House Elf Mutilation Remembrance, Saber Tooth Tiger Cooch, Demographics, Zach the Blogger, Varg Vikernes vs. Hollywood, Excellant Nights, The Letters, Listener Survey and Doctors.

Playlist:
Triptykon – Goetia
End of Power – Shackled to a Corpse
Dismember – Under a Bloodred Sky
Watain – Reaping Death
Deep Purple – Bloodsucker
Soreption – Suppressing The Mute
Gostwind – Korean Road
Van Canto – Wishmaster
Burzum – Kaimadalthas Nedstigning

Music Bed: Sola Rosa – Get it Together, Estradasphere – It’s Understood, Hans Zimmer – Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest OST, Kiko Loureiro – Universo Inverso

Metalscape 125 - CAN YOU HEAR ME!?

Sun, 28 Mar 2010 16:47:59 -0700

ITE: Happy returns, Late late night talk, Metalscape Awards, Zach’s Sax, Technical Difficulties made bearable by Lady Gaga, Croc Cock Talk, Pregnant chicks, Nick A. Ragwa, Summerian bands, Inspector Detector Proscriptor and pen flipping.

Playlist:
Immolation – A Token of Malice
Evile – Thrasher
Ihsahn – On the Shores
Kataklysm – In Shadow and Dust
Hospital of Death – I AM the Tiger
Kreator – Violent Revolution
Byzantine -Taking up Serpents
Moonspell – Blood Tells

Music Bed: Strunz and Farah (Heat of the Sun), Force of Nature/Nujabes/Fat Jon (Samurai Champloo Music Record – Impression), Acoustic Alchemy (The Beautiful Game).

Metalscape 124 - I'm not angry!

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 11:58:01 -0800

ITE: Hot Date or not? Lady Gag Reflex and her/his penis, Staccato talking, Throat-fucking, “He’s an idiot. I used to like him”, fucking Reaper, relistening experiences, rut music, “like a wah pedal midway”, attempting skydiving discussions, “you don’t know ricky”, published writer, The Organic Quasi-Debate, Old Man Zach: Full Force Hate Mode, missing file properties, pretentious music, “FIX YOUR SOUND”, to stereo or not to stereo, air ranks, perfectly average cocks, anger management, “I love my new phone”, metal news, “my phone is awesome”, “did I tell you about my phone yet?”, “I’ll tell you again anyway”.

Playlist:
Witch – Rip Van Winkle
Kate Nash – mariella
Masseratti 2lts – Macrobossa-eira
Dresden Dolls – Lonesome Organist Rapes Page-Turner
Meshuggah – Pravus
Cake Bake Betty – 64 White Little Things
Finntroll – Under Bergets Rot
Amanda Palmer – Runs in the family

Ronvaldr & Zachrebuff - Episode 7 - Judgement Day

Mon, 25 Jan 2010 13:18:12 -0800

That’s right motherfuckers, The Greatest Metal Podcast of all time brings you yet another episode of the Greatest Fantasy Podcast Series!! (or whatever R&Z might be called)

And what an episode it is! Over 22 minutes of complete and utter kick ass action, mystery and thrills, Metalscape style. Have a fresh pair of underwear ready, because you might just crap yourself while listening to this one.

I would like to give special thanks to GoGo for lending us his beautiful Swedish accent for the making of this absolutely fantastic piece. If you have a decent enough mic and would like to participate in future R&Z episodes, check out this thread. Enjoy!

Metalscape 123 - Excessive Wiping

Thu, 21 Jan 2010 03:24:11 -0800

ITE:Extra claps, Mantecan boyfriends, brutal RTS, excessive wiping, American lunches and terrible songs.

Playlist:
Trouble – Psalm 9
Brocas Helm – Drink the Blood of the Priest
Freak Kitchen – Murder Groupie
Strapping Young Lad – Exciter
Symphony X – The Relic
Immortal – Antarctica
Opeth – Blackwater Park
Annihilator – Alison Hell

Metalscape 122 - Xmas '09

Mon, 18 Jan 2010 02:57:00 -0800

ITE: Xmas Metalscape '09: Old School Style, Intro Fail, the Zach comet, Overworked Mantecan, sad King Diamond, no glass buddies, dirty cars, Ricky Martin appreciation, Modern Warfare talk, no smoking in the house!, Brawny for your Browny, Bang Ice Cream Bus, Role Playing Games, chicks and their boys, passing judgment for breakfast, subliminal shirt messages, Fuck Police, *thumbs up*, and let's go shoot people on the internet.

Playlist:
Rob Halford - We Three Kings
Tankard - Fuck Christmas
Tom Angelripper - Amerikanisches Weihnachtsmedley
Kekal - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
Ulver - Christmas
Venom - Black Christmas
Type O Negative - Halloween In Heaven
King Diamond - No Presents for Christmas

Metalscape 121 - Semi-Latino Drum Beatz

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:19:46 -0800

A brand new Metalscape with teasers for the brand new Ronvaldr and Zachrebuff!… that came out already… shit, my bad. Chipmunk Ron makes a short appearance as well.

Playlist:
Diablo Swing Orchestra – Lucy Fears the Morning Star
Welicoruss – Slavyanskaya Sila
Decapitated – Mandatory Suicide
Slayer – Unit 731
Melechesh – Rebirth of the Nemesis
Akercocke – Breaking Silence
Buckethead – I Come in Peace
Arcturus – The Throne of Tragedy

Metalscape 120 - Motherlist

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 23:45:20 -0700

New iPods, new Immortal, new outlook on life, new apartment, new shirt designs, new voice, new career. lolwut?

Playlist:

Nile - Permitting the Noble Dead to Descend to the Underworld
Rudra - Hymns from the Blazing Chariot
Ensiferum - Stone Cold Metal
Immortal - Arctic Swarm
Mastodon - The Czar
Sepultura - Attitude
Om - (Version)
Carcass - Keep on Rotting in the Free World

Metalscape 119 - Because of the Black People

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 00:49:30 -0700

Upgraded sound quality… sometimes, Lots’o'muzak, It’s all Ron’s fault, Chepe’s dog raping stuff, Metalscape sucks.

Playlist:
Gorod – Disavow Your God
Sonata Arctica – Flag in the Ground
Magic Kingdom – Iron Mask
Ensiferum – From Afar
Argamemnon – Ved ‘08
Magane – Tofulafi
Ahab – The Divinity of Oceans
D.R.I. – No Religion
Wilfrido Vargas – El Africano
Augie Rios – Donde Esta Santa Claus
Vio-Lence – Kill on Command

Metalscape 118 - Rapscape

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 23:48:33 -0700

After six long weeks, Zach and Ron are back together. To record the next episode of Metalscape, and listen to Rap. Why not? Ireland adventures, Ron gets laid, Chepe's stealing family, Chepe in the chatroom, System of a Down, Save Chi!

Playlist:
Behemoth - Daimonos
Subway to Sally - Besser du Rennst
To-Mera - Parfum
F.K.U. - Twitch of the Thrash Nerve

Links:

Worst Hostel EVAR!
First Guitar EVAR!
Best Pictures EVAR!
Best Pictures EVAR! Pt. DEUX!!
Zach and Ron, together for...EVAR!

Metalscape 117 - Listener Participation

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 18:19:40 -0700

In a drunken moment of carelessness, I invited a few listeners onto the show to take Ron’s place for the evening. I also tried to stream the show live. This is the result of those experiments…

Metalscape 116 - Gimme' a Can Opener

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 00:51:39 -0700

ITE: Grilled chicken, Nicaraguan Communism, Conan, The Listener Survey, Metalscape Movie Reviews, busless tour, Rusty Cooley, right angles and confusion, fuck insurance, Zach hates history and albino crocs.

Playlist:
Mastodon – Oblivion
Tribulation - Beyond the Horror
Vomitorium Angelis – Averse Sefira
Bombs of Hades - Disrespect Their Bones
Cryptopsy – Dead and Dripping
Tyr – Hold the Heathen Hammer High
Wardruna – Jara
Doomsword - Gergovia

Metalscape 115 - Reverbz

Fri, 29 May 2009 03:05:34 -0700

Now with reverb!

ITE: Zach reverberations, Ninjas in my kitchen, avoidance, home cooking, bunch o’ news, TV talk, “Carpathian Forest Sucks” 2, Pirates on my metal, Slayer day, Sex Baseball, satanic track lists and mall cops.

Playlist:
Solefald – Crater of the Valkyries
Behexen - Canto VI - Canticle (for Ye Lord)
Death – Empty Words
Dissection - Night’s Blood
My Dying Bride - And My Fury Stands Ready
Die Apokalyptischen Reiter - Wir sind das Licht
Helloween – Cry for Freedom
The Moon and the Nightspirit - Tüzben Születö

Metalscape 114 - Mr. Awesome

Fri, 15 May 2009 01:11:15 -0700

ITE: Go again, Zach Trek, The Exodus Show, that fucking Finntroll song again, there’s no swine flu in Nicaragua, touch tales, iFag, tin whistle, “Break all your bones so that they grow back stronger”, correct Windir songs, Dreamspace sucked and my own personal Mac.

Playlist:
Venom – Heavens on Fire
Finntroll – Det Iskalla Trollblodet
Thought Chamber - Transmigration of Souls
Windir – Journey to the End
Star One – Set Your Controls
Wulfshon - The Calling of Ancestral Blood
Dream Theater – A Nightmare to Remember
Premonition – Talking Mallcore

Metalscape 113 - Space Pedos

Sat, 18 Apr 2009 02:18:20 -0700

ITE: I loves me some airports, Disneylands, Morrison, Roncold, Duck Ruling, Zach plays a request, Tom’s girlfriend, Dio’s sitcom, Nuclear Blast has a lot of bands, ze Opeth Tour Memoirs, Chepe brawl, Raining Blood and Frosbitten Truckers. Playlist: Hellkrusher – Wasteland Einherjer – Fimbul Winter Dark Tranquility – Am I 1? Windir – Journey To The End Stratovarius- Deep Unknown Agalloch – Fire Above Ice Below Einherjer – Wolf-Age Oakhelm - Immram

Metalscape 112 - Never Objective. Never will be

Sat, 11 Apr 2009 03:26:13 -0700

ITE: Metalscape GO!, The Metcast Community, Zach’s Journalistic Integrity, No Fear Tour, Titanic Tinnitus, Dragon Balls, Chepe & Friends, MDF, Jockeys and The Chills. Playlist: Suicidal Tendencies – How Will I laugh Tomorrow Symphony X – Prelude/Evolution Nachmystium – Eternal Ground Enslaved - The Watcher Helloween – Rise and Fall Psycroptic – Of Dull Eyes Borne Satanic Warmaster – The Vampyric Tyrant Eluveitie – Nata

Metalscape 111 - Fo' Rillz

Fri, 03 Apr 2009 01:34:55 -0700

ITE: I wouldn’t mind gay parents, persuasive speeches, ass-kicking mexicans, shamdown, “Pop music thinking”, Adagio review, leather speakers, Nicaraguan cuisine, gogo News, the About section, invisible drums and Wrath. Playlist: Ghost Snorter – Fall Absu - ...of the Dead Who Never Rest in Their Tombs Are the Attendance of Familiar Spirits Including: A.) Diversified Signs Inscribed B.) Our Earth of Black C.) Voor Dream Theater – In The Name of God Children of Bodom - Silent Night, Bodom Night Adagio – Vamphyri Impaled - Wrought in Hell Opeth – Hope Leaves Lamb of God - In Your Words

Metalscape 110 - St. Patricks was a week ago

Fri, 27 Mar 2009 01:12:43 -0700

ITE: Guitar Hero, Zach gets stood up by some asshole, Old podcast co-hosts, ugly fat chicks, pool showers, Heavy Metal Hentai, I don’t get Mastodon, The wolf in the sky and the morons that believe he’s actually there, Devin Motherfucking Townsend and his new stuff, Pagan Knights, Zach’s Tech Tip Minute and forum malfunctions. Playlist: Astriaal – The Funeral Procession/Ritual Hate Construct Heaven and Hell – Bible Black Reusmarkt – Fortress Ung Municipal Waste - The Art of Partying Bolt Thrower – Anti-Tank Kreator – Violent Revolution Steve Ouimette – The Devil Went Down to Georgia Dalriada – Tavaszköszöntõ

Metalscape 109 - St00pid

Thu, 12 Mar 2009 21:52:16 -0700

ITE: Ronvaldr & Zachrebuff, Zach is old and bitter, Ron’s a stupid hippie, RTS Analysis, The Doucheman, Pot Tales, Original Band Member Laws, Lamentations and twitter. Playlist: Darkane – Variations of an Eye Crush/Leaving Existance Absu – Summerian Sand Tracedawn – Without Walls Strapping Young Lad - Antiproduct Hallows Eve – Goblets of Gore Enslaved – Hal Valr Nevermore – Forever Waylander – A Hero’s Lament Alestorm – Weiber Und Wein

Metalscape 108 - Straight Rocking all Day

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 18:05:57 -0800

ITE: Straight into the Rocking, Dropped calls, Video game hookers, Rats in –BLEEP-, Metal News, melodies outta my ass and the Metalscape Aftershow. Playlist: Falkenbach - The Heathenish Foray Kreator - Whores of Chaos Judas Iscariot – Moonlight Butchery Evile – Burned Alive Nevermore – The Holocaust of Thought/Sell my Heart for Stones GWAR – Je M’Appelle Jack Costeau Revolution Renaissance – Age of Aquarius Dream Evil – Made of Metal

Metalscape 107 - Old School Tardiness

Sat, 28 Feb 2009 17:42:18 -0800

ITE: Useless clapping, Professional Podcasting, Terminators, Metal Biking, Jesus on Myspace, Chepe Hate Weekly & Pubic Hygiene Tips, Bargain Metal, Neck Shaving and Mac stuff. Playlist: Engel – The Paraclete Helloween - Eagle Fly Free Blind Guardian – And Then There Was Silence I – Between Two Worlds Windir – Todeswalzer Lord Weird Slough Feg - Steet Jammer Liquid Tension Experiment – Acid Rain Magane - Tofulafi

Metalscape 106 - Mountainless Florida

Sat, 07 Feb 2009 20:37:58 -0800

ITE: We’re not racists, Dark Bikes, Zach’s a weirdo, documentaries, Charlton Heston and rubber bands. Playlist: Mercyful Fate – Come to the Sabbath Dark Moore – Swan Lake Iron Maiden – Rime Of The Ancient Mariner Edguy – King of Fools Ghost Snorter - Dragged to the Deep Equilibrium - Die Prophezeiung Einherjar – Howl Ravens Come Moonsorrow - Hiidenpelto including Häpeän Hiljaiset Vedet

Metalscape 105 - Happy Birthday Zach

Sun, 01 Feb 2009 01:27:07 -0800

ITE: I wanna ride my bicycle, Our fans are whores, Norse Power Points, Zach’s girlfriend, Love notes, Shadow hate, Font origins and Chepe’s standpoint on racial issues. Playlist: Darkthrone - The Winds they Called the Dungeon Shaker Marduk – Slay the Nazarene Ulver – Wolf and Fear Avantasia – Farewell Coroner - Semtex Revelution Wormed – Ylem Primordial – Children of the Harvest Love Theme – Nobuko Toda/Jackie Presti/Hideo Kojima

Metalscape 104 - Eye Can See You

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 00:52:40 -0800

ITE: Moorevision, Mounting wall mounts, Chepe’s biggest incursion yet revelas shocking hygiene secrets and sexual habits, Old Snake, In session with Dr. Love, The Obamathon, Zach & Burgers, The most awesome clock EVER and a look at Metalscape’s Facebook Legion. Playlist: Andromeda – Encyclopaedia Opeth – To Bid You Farewell Four F Club – You Axed for It Blut Aus Nord - Odinist Satan – Break Free Caligula – Anti Human Lamb of God – More Time to Kill Celtic Frost – Fainted Eyes

Metalscape 103 - Shitty Forum Themes

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 19:45:52 -0800

ITE: Goth freaks, t-shirts homes, chepe again, white africans like ‘em black n strong, buy everything with $2, forum themes, Forum Post of the Week, Ron’s narrations, Zach Moore: Guitar Hero, x to the z, tech tip extension and why should I give a shit about anything? Buy a shirt. Playlist: Akercocke - Eyes of the Dawn Virus - The Black Flux Biomechanical - The Unseen Suidakra - Isle of Sky Svest - Death To Macrocosm Panzerfaust - Legions of the Horned Knjaz Deep Purple - When a Blind Man Cries Blutrache - Reich Der Finsternis

Metalscape 102 - It’s ’09 and I feel Fine!

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 02:54:33 -0800

ITE: Snow adventure foiled, Jeff’s crap, Zach pimps his ride, Airborne drunk, IGN does black metal, Quest for the Grail, farting birds, crap album covers, goats, wireless gaming and puking bands. Playlist: Jeff Loomis - Miles of Machines Falkenbach - Heathenpride Thyrfing - Griftefrid Grume - Hereditary Haemorrhagic Telangiectasia Pig Destroyer - Phantom Limb Rhapsody - Sacred Power of Raging Winds The Merry Wives of Windsor - Mad Jenny Vomitory - Terrorize Brutalize Sodomize

Metalscape 101 - Short Stuff

Wed, 07 Jan 2009 16:03:32 -0800

ITE: Fuck Christmas, Ron at Church, Zach at Snow, croc samples, nicaraguan phone numbers and the worst internet connection ever. Playlist: Manowar - Kings of Metal Corvus Corax - Venus Vina Musica Savatage - I am Sepultura - Sarcastic Existence

Metalscape 100 - One Hundred

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 17:51:45 -0800

For the first time ever in Metalscape history, podcasting legends Zach & Ron meet up in the frozen northlands of Manteca California to record the 100th episode of the Greatest Metal Podcast on the planet. Awesomest shit ever? You bet your sweet ass it is.

ITE: Zach & Ron & Mead & Rum & Vodka & …, Airport Security, Cold as Fuck California, Thanksgiving with the Zach’s, Pictionary, San Francisco aka “Driver’s Hell”, Metal Calamari, Wax shit, Music Shopping in the City, Apple Lisp, The Titty Bar, Party Super Party, Mr. Moore, Dayman and Fog. Playlist: Defeated Sanity – Artifacts of Desolation Babylon Mystery Orchestra - Annuit Coeptis / We Ride you Die Nile – Stones of Sorrow Einherjer – Dragons of the North Stratovarius – Black Diamond (live) Iron Maiden – Cross-Eyed Mary Symphony X – A Fool’s Paradise Angra – Caroline IV

Metalscape 99 Pt. 2 - Inner Earth Folkfest ‘09

Sat, 22 Nov 2008 00:40:57 -0800

Award-giving Irish mobsters, Tom’s Call to Arms, Zach insults you, Estimating stuff, Global Warming my ass, Reptiles rule the World, Venezuelan intrusions, Black Blue Russians from Space, Maryland Deathfest, QOS? More like POS!, Shyamalanmamm, Wowscapes and Is Sweden really gay? Buy a shirt. Playlist: Defleshed - Proud to be Dead King Diamond - The Family Ghost Darkane - Vision of Degradation Pestilence - Prophetic Revelations Ensiferum - Raised By The Sword Enslaved - Fusion of Sense and Earth Metsatöll - Merepojad Absu - Never Blow Out the Eastern Candle Punky Brewster - Fake Punk

Metalscape 99 - The Homely Metal Podcast

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 02:00:15 -0700

ITE: Afroman, where art thou? Videogame Canine Innovationz, Tamagotchi > Giga Pets, Venezuelan Penis, Metalscape furniture, “My family hates me”, Moore Politics, Tracklisting analysis, Naked Chicks, Pirate Love Genesis, Drama at Little Caesars, Gay Scandinavian Wars: The Finns Strike Again, Anaal Nathrakh - The Destroying Angel, Dry Ice Bombs, Metal Fashion, I, Frosbitten Love and Episode C. Buy a shirt. Playlist: Strapping Young Lad - In The Rainy Season Level 80 Elite Tauren Cheiftain - Power of the Horde Thyrfing - Vansinnesvisan Kampfar – Vettekult Rata Blanca - Mujer Amante Enslaved - Dauden (Windir Cover) Meshuggah - I Akercocke - He is Risen

Metalscape 98 - VOTE!

Fri, 10 Oct 2008 01:11:51 -0700

ITE: Light beer, sick Ron, Seasons, Lengua tacos, Authentic Mexican Emperors and shit, Zach’s mattress vault, The Gay Scandinavian Wars, KATG hate, Evolutions, Silverman hate, Gojira review, Tom Cruise is awesome and Hamburger Helper which is also very awesome. Buy a shirt. Playlist: Moonsorrow - Kylän Päässä Infectious Grooves - Boom Boom Boom Temnozor - Arkona Darkthrone - Hiking Metal Punks Stratovarius - A Million Light Years Away My Dying Bride - Cry of Mankind Gojira - The Art Of Dying Suidakra - Highking

Metalscape 97 - Break my Heart for a Quarter

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 02:47:48 -0700

ITE: Metalscape’s conscious effort to return to form, semi-automatic parking decals, Zach gets dissed, Ron & thrash, american menthol spirit, chicks with hammers, Teldrassil, the return of the Tech Tip Minute of the Week and Horsham metal. Buy a shirt. Playlist: Imperanon – Shadowsouls Leviathan - Crushing the Prolapse Oviducts of Virtue Hail of Bullets - Ordered Eastward Maanes - Uten Liv Ligger Landet Ode Nifelheim - Sacrifice To The Lord of Darkness Mayhem - Pagan Fears Noneuclid – Void Bitch Tulus - Samlerens Kammer Meshuggah - The Mouth Licking What You've Bled

Metalscape 96 - The Burning Metalscape

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 02:24:32 -0700

ITE: WOW again, Zach’s concert review and Smoke Talk. Buy a shirt. Playlist: Vintersorg – Norrland 1349 – Beyond The Apocalypse Judas Priest – Electric Eye Carcass – Buried Dreams Arsis - A Feast For The Liar's Tongue Absu - Stone of Destiny (...for Magh Slecht and Ard Righ) Ensiferum – Goblin’s Dance Ulver - Operator

Metalscape 95 - Locks of War

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 23:04:22 -0700

ITE: The Lockdown, Metallica’s quest for ultimate loudness, Zach and his fridge and some sort of show review. Buy a shirt. Playlist: Exmortus - War Gods Carpathian Forest – He’s Turning Blue The Project Hate MCMXCIX – The Bleeding Eyes of a Breeding Whore Vreid – Fangegard Timo Tolkki – Now I Understand The Ruins of Beverast - Euphoria when the Bombs Fell Fejd – Jären Raventhrone - Vision Dimentia

Metalscape 94 - Password Spells

Fri, 12 Sep 2008 09:45:31 -0700

ITE: Ronvaldr & Zachrebuff are back! iPod Touch, Zach vs. Magic Prison Bars, Requests, Fatman, Luca Turilli: Neoclassical Guitar Maestro Revelation, Ron makes a reference to that VanHelsing movie that totally flies over Zach's head leading to an awkward silence, Silicon Knights fuck shit up, Grease, Floyds and Sex Dolls. Buy a shirt. Playlist: Mirrorthrone - The Fecal Rebellion Immortal - Tyrants Sahg - Pyromancer Warbringer - Total War Behemoth - At the left hand ov God Finntroll - Korpens Saga Death - Crystal Mountain Korpiklaani - Cottages And Saunas Uaral - Lamentos...

Metalscape 92 - WACKEN!

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 17:57:45 -0700

We know, we know it's late.
ITE: Zach goes to Wacken, and returns To tell the Tale. Playlist: Persefone - Underworld: The Fallen & The Butterfly Act I: Clash Of The Titans Implosive Disgorgence - Confined to Torment Ghengis Tron - The Folding Road Opeth - When

Metalscape 93 - I left my heart in Managua

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 00:21:59 -0700

ITE: Sexless in Nicaragua, Odie Bloodbath, School, Utah and The Olympics. Playlist: Belphegor - Swarm of Rats Thorazine - Infanticide Witchfinder General - Invisible Hate Tyr - Sinklars VÃsa Sabaton - Into the Fire Wolfchant - Ride to Ruhn The Mars Volta - Asilos Magdalena Amon Amarth - Varyags of Miklagaard

Metalscape 91 - Wackenless

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 00:01:00 -0700

ITE: Fuel, Pesos, Cody, The More You Know, Cops: Srs Bznzz, In Communist Rusia..., Switzerland and Fake Blowjobs. Playlist: Keep Of Kalessin - The Wealth Of Darkness Windir - Kampen (The Struggle) Meshuggah - Nebulous Sacred Reich - Surf Nicaragua Strapping Young Lad - Thalamus Van Canto - Battery Divinefire - The Show Must Go On Metsatöll - Lahinguväljal Näeme, Raisk!

Metalscape 90 - I'm gonna do some Paganing

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 00:01:00 -0700

ITE: Expect the Unexpected, Yo no soy Marinero, Zach: Trip Planner Extraordinaire and Lag. Playlist: Primordial - To Enter Pagan Arsis - Seven Whispers Fell Silent Iron Maiden - Duelists Quo Vadis - Cadences of Absonance Sonata Arctica - Dream Thieves Nightwish - Phantom of the Opera

Metalscape 89 - SONGS? WTF?

Tue, 27 May 2008 00:06:15 -0700

ITE: Metalscape is back, without songs. Zachary's new phone, black people on camera, Zach goes Mac, The Unapproacheables, COD4:LCP, Gangland's Endless Concert Review, Lost French Canadians and Fat Teachers. Playlist: Equilibrium - Unbesiegt Immortal - Demonium King Diamond - The Lake Blind Guardian - Battlefield

Metalscape 88 - My Own Personal Ginnungagap

Tue, 27 May 2008 00:06:15 -0700

ITE: Lag of Ages, Paganfest, Fucking Drummers, Tyr (again, I shit you not), Zach was glad, Metalscape gets nasty dirty, The Tolkster, Logos, Avocados and Cows in my Norse prodding my Ginnungagap. Playlist: Opeth - Coil/Heir Apparent Warbringer - Systematic Genocide Dream Theater - Take The Time WelicoRuss - ?????? (Blizzard) Enslaved - Entrance - Escape Zora - Zora - R.I.P. Paul Gilbert - I Am Satan Thrudvangar - Midsommernacht

Metalscape 87 - Just Leave It Alone

Sun, 11 May 2008 00:01:07 -0700

ITE: Nicaragua, Paganfest, Tyr (yet again), Badinerie, Metalscape Freestyle, 30 Dicks Long, Evil Cyclones, opeth review sorta, Zach and Gúgol, Fucking Egypt, Giant Flys and Brisingamen. Playlist: Axamenta - Shackles Cross Ensiferum - Warrior's Quest Cerberus - The Light Burned Blind Tyr - Dreams Darkane - Decadent Messiah Eluveitie - Your Gaulish War Opeth - Burden Turisas - One More Wolves in the Throne Room- Queen of the Borrowed Light Einherjer - Ride The Gallows

Metalscape 86 - Boring?

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 11:32:45 -0700

ITE: Pot in the Car, Geek Shopping Spree, Casio Cameras, Metal Festivals and Crap.

Playlist:
Immortal - One by One
Tulus - De Dodes Attest
Dark Tranquility - Focus Shift
Mayhem - From the Dark Past
Svartsot - Nidvisen
Intestinal Disgorge - Castrated Corpse
Darkthrone - I En Hall Med Flesk Og Mjod
Falkenbach - Heathenpride
Scorpions - The Sails of Charon
Immortal - The Darkness that Embrace Me

Metalscape 85 - GO GO GO!

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:48:39 -0700

ITE: Speed Podcasting, Assasinations, Big News, Wieners, Nazi Folk Metal, "Let's get wasted!"and some other stuff.

Playlist:
Into Eternity - Pain Through Breathing
Finsterforst - Lauf Der Welt
Gojira - The Link
Kreator - Agents of Brutality
Agathodaimon - The Ending Of Our Yesterday
Kiuas - The New Dark Age
Nevermore - Sell My Heart for Stones
Malignant Germ Infestation - Hamartochondromatosis/Big Tits to Fuck
Thronar - To Kill and be King
Nile - Serpent Headed Mask

Metalscape 84 - Horchata

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:41:43 -0700

ITE: Clapping, Moving Screenshots, Stratovarius Parallels, Fat is in the Eye of the Beholder, Tyr Sucks (again), Evil Horchata, Banging Ass and Dog Dicks.

Playlist:
Sonata Arctica - Silver Tongue
Kalmah - Wings of Blackening
Wulfshon - Cosmos Generallis
Falkenbach - ...When Gjallarhorn Will Sound
Exodus - Low Rider
Emperor - The Eruption
Stratovarius - Against The Wind
Divinefire - Resurrection/Secret Weapon

Metalscape 83 - Dia duit!

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 00:21:19 -0700

ITE: April Fools, FYE Nerfs Heavy Metal, FedEX crap, Zach's Papa, Esperanto, Irish Teeth, Sneap Creep, "I did it all for the Nuking", Flying Penguins, Call of Duty, Droning, The Book, The Bilingual Dimensions, Irish with Zach and Ron and Hot Jill Valentine.

Playlist:
Arsis - Shattering the Spell
Týr - The Wild Rover
Anaal Nathrakh - When Humanity is Cancer
Pagan Hammer - The Eagle Ascending
Biomechanical - Consumed
Angra - Angels y Demons
Ghost Snorter - Digested
Baroness - The Birthing
Magane - Tsavulafi

Metalscape 82 - Scrabulous

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 00:43:27 -0700

ITE: Broadcasting, Crotch Hits, Promotions, Scrabble, Zach wants more friends, Blogger's Choice Awards, Christian Bowling, Mr. Vice, Brain Drill's Canine Dogs and Twitter.

Playlist:
Rotting Christ - Enuma Elish
D.R.I. - I Don't Need Society
Psycroptic - The Colour of Sleep
Suicidal Tendencies - Go Skate!
Gaza - Sire
S.O.D. - Celtic Frosted Flakes/Charlie Don't Cheat
Opeth - In My Time of Need
Dream Theater - Space-Dye Vest

Metalscape - No episode this week

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 14:48:27 -0700

Ron's in Nicaragua for the week and doesn't have his recording equipment but we'll be back next week.

Metalscape 81 - Harmonics Which Are Pinched

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 00:38:50 -0700

ITE: Pinch Harmonics, Nicaraguan Birds and Zach's Childhood. Songs too.

Playlist:
Wormed - Pulses in Rhombus Form
Black Sabbath – Neon Knights
Hieronymus Bosch - The Garden of Earthly Delight
Moonsorrow - Tyven/Sankarihauta
Vader - Xeper
Destroyer 666 – I am the Wargod (Ode to the Battle Slain)
Vital Remains - Unleash Hell
Anal Gut Haemorrhage – Carnage/Teabagged and Ballgagged
Thyrfing - Varldsspegeln

Metalscape 80 - The Truth Is Out There

Fri, 07 Mar 2008 00:00:54 -0800

ITE: Buying Booze, The Moore Smokes Revolution, Zach's Alien Encounters, Science Content, Hooters, Whistling and Assholes.

Playlist:
Amon Amarth - Cry of the Black Birds
Arcturus - For to End Yet Again
Bathory - The Wheel of Sun
Grand Belial's Key - The Tricifixion Of Swine
Unexpect - Desert Urbania
Leviathan - Mine Molten Armor
Ulver - Operator
Dio - Holy Diver
Porcupine Tree - Normal

Metalscape 79 - Hot Circus Chicks

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 14:25:28 -0800

ITE: Check our Reality, Socializing with Zach, Ron's Stiff Car, Cirque Du Soleil, Sunglasses: Cool or not Cool?, Call of Duty 4 and Pansy Pagans.

Playlist:
Sonata Arctica - The Cage
Alestorm - The Huntmaster
Pagan's Mind - Gods Equation
Mercenary - This Black and Endless Never
Necrophilius Coprophagus - Flesh is the Only Law/The Darkest Christmas
Brain Drill - Sadistic Abductive
The Faceless - An Autopsy
Sepultura - Arise

Metalscape 78 - All That Ron Can Be

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 00:10:47 -0800

ITE: Army Face, Metalscape Shirts (buy some you dicks), Free money and Zach the Falsetto Faggot.

Playlist:
Asesino - Y Tu Mama Tambien
Forefather - Hallowed Halls
Nocturnal Breed - In Sickness and In Hell
Gwar - Slaughterama
Korpiklaani - Beer Beer
Eluveitie - Inis Mona
Stratovarius - Destiny
Evile - First Blood

Metalscape 77 - Swindled

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 16:54:38 -0800

ITE: Mallcore?! On Metalscape?!?! Also: Shirts, Grammy talk and Water.

Playlist:
Jag Panzer - Harder Than Steel
Endstille - Among Our Glorious Existence
Swallow The Sun - Descending Winters
King Diamond - Neverending Hill
Walls of Jericho - A Little Piece of Me
Absu - The Cognate House of Courtley Witches Lies West of County Meath
Pain of Salvation - In the Flesh
Decrepit Birth - Diminishing Between Worlds

Metalscape 76 - Havy Madul Truxx

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:39:06 -0800

ITE: Shirts, Trucks and Emo bands.
Playlist:
Abominable Putridity - Sphacelated Nerves
Finntroll - Ending (Windir cover)
Decrepit Birth - ...And Time Begins
Doomsword - Death of Ferdia
Avantasia - The Scarecrow
Hantaoma - Flama
Dream Theater - The Glass Prison
Falkenbach - Laeknishendr
Ensiferum - Windrider

Metalscape 75 - Longwut?

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:35:06 -0800

ITE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZACH WOOOO!!!!, The US Metalsape Tour featuring Megadeth, Cloverfield/Piss Fragance Theater Combo, Road Adventures, The Ernie "Cyberdine" Ball Guitar String Company, Serpents and Lakes, Palm Muting Auditions, Zach's A-Game Software, Odysseus and his Odyssey, Metal Shirts and much more in the longest Metalscape Episode yet (3:24 hours of Amazing Podcasting).

Playlist:
The Devin Townsend Band - Deadhead
Turisas - Those Were the Days
Dissection - The Somberlain
Iron Maiden - Gangland
Protest The Hero - Bone Marrow
Alarum - Reciever
Symphony X - The Odyssey
Elvenking - Trow's Kind
The Moon And The Nightspirit - Rego Rejtem

Metalscape 74 - Dude Call this Number

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:40:18 -0800

ITE: Welcome to Metalscape: the Stupid Dumb Podcast, Dead Jokers, Dancing Zach and Craiglist Hookers.

Playlist:
Circus Maximus - A Darkened Mind
Blood Soaked - Sexual Mutilation
Moonsorrow - Pakanajuhla
Borknagar - Future Reminiscence
Biomechanical - Cannibalised
Korpiklaani - Rise
Heavenly - The Power & Fury
Impaled - Up the Dose
Blood Stain Child - Pitch Black Room
Warmen - Hopeless Optimism

Metalscape 73 - It's 08 and I Feel Great

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:07:35 -0800

ITE: Zach & Ron discuss Females, Odin Dreams, Booze and Smoke during Metalscape, Accordion Samples and The Infamous Jack Podcast.

Playlist:
Psyopus - Scissor Fuck Paper Dolls
King Diamond - No Presents for Christmas
Anaal Nathrakh - Virus Bomb
Powerglove - Tetris
Blind Guardian - Battlefield
Sonata Arctica - White Pearl, Black Oceans...
Necrophagist - Advanced Corpse Tumor
Helloween - Crack the Riddle/Kill It
Defeated Sanity - Prelude To The Tragedy

Metalscape 72 - Happy Christmas

Mon, 24 Dec 2007 16:34:07 -0800

ITE: It's that time of the year again when Ron gets no presents and Zach gets drunk on eggnog all day every day. To the sound of holiday metal obviously.
Playlist:
Tortured Conscience - Little Drummer Boy
Tankard - Fuck Christmas
The X-Mas Project - Run Rudolph, Run
Trans-Siberian Ochestra - Good King Joy
Uncle Tom Angel Ripper - Amerikanisches Weihnachtsmedle
King Diamond - No Presents for Christmas
Kekal - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
The X-Mas Project - Oh Tannenbaum
Venom - Black Xmas
Uncle Tom Angel Ripper - Stille Nacht, Heilige Nacht
Archer - Angels We Have Heard on High
The X-Mas Project - Rudolph the red nosed Reindeer
Trans-Siberian Ochestra - Christmas Eve (Sarajevo 12-24)

Metalscape 71 - The Fabulous Mermaid

Fri, 07 Dec 2007 01:34:04 -0800

ITE: Another chapter of The Legendary Tale of Ronvaldr & Zachrebuff, Asphalt in the Bible, Professor/DJ Moore and Gringos.

Playlist:
Gojira - Backbone
Slayer - Aggressive Perfector
Skyclad - War and Disorder/A broken Promised Land
I set my Friends on Fire - Crank dat Cavalry Boy
Subterranean Fecal Root - Morbid Obese Slags Dream Of Tubesteak While Hotties Dream of Ruining Life
Skinless - Spoils of the Syconphant
Symphony X - The Eyes of Medusa
Tyr - Brother's Bane
Behexen - Under the Eye of Lord

Metalscape 70 - The Favorites

Tue, 27 Nov 2007 19:28:09 -0800

ITE: Zach fails at Requests, Ron fails at Countdowns, Porn on Metalscape, The WoW Comeback and eBear.

Playlist:

Naerea - The World Devourers

Nile - The Burning Pits Of The Duat

Windir - Heidra

Sonata Arctica - Respect The Wilderness

Waylander - Born to the Fight

Stratovarius - Papillon

Ulver - Lost in the Forest of the Gnomes

Vader - Death In Silence

Helloween - Walls of Jericho - Ride The Sky

Moonsorrow - Jotunheim

Metalscape 69 - Thanksgiving

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 23:31:43 -0800

ITE: Ron meets Overdraft, Zach meets Floor, DE-EM-EX!!!, The Grind Issue, The Metalscape Lollercoaster, Beowulf, European Language Experts, Florida's Nicaraguan, Zune tuff, Landmark Chocolate Mousse and Fart Sweepstakes. Playlist: Tankard - Freibier Behemoth - Christgrinding Avenue Take Hollywood Over - Stray from The Herd Cob Salad - Taste of My Scythe Sepultura - Dead Embryonic Cells Dream Theater - Trial of Tears (Live at Budokan) Manowar - Warriors of the World Enslaved - Vision: Sphere Of The Element

Metalscape 68 - No Liars Allowed

Wed, 14 Nov 2007 11:06:00 -0800

ITE: Ron at the Fair, Herr Zach hates Liars, HDTV, Talking Metal and The Metalscape Big Tits Lovers Club. Playlist: Nightwish - The Poet And The Pendulum Finnntroll - Eliytres To-Mera - The Lie Megiddo - Covenant of Lies T3h Shred Boiz - Chugronomicon Pyre - Baleful Living Shadow Kari Tapio & Ville Valo - Täällä Pohjantähden alla Turisas - Rasputin

Metalscape 67 - Hey I'm a Bee

Tue, 06 Nov 2007 21:37:06 -0800

ITE: Jerry Seinfeld, Irish Crime, Hot Amazon Chicks, Gay Computer Magazine Editors and Zach's double special feature with ZACH'S MUSIC TECH OF THE WEEK (or sum shit) and ZACH'S TV GUIDE FOR TELEVISION WATCHING. Playlist: Iced Earth - The Coming Curse Magain - Worship the Most Ancient Massacre - Dawn of Eternity Scars - Legions (Forgotten by the Gods) Beneath The Massacre - Totalitarian Hypnosis Suicidal Tendencies - Suicyco Mania In Flames - Man Made God Kreator - People of The Lie

Metalscape 66 - Spaghetti and Opeth

Fri, 02 Nov 2007 23:41:43 -0700

ITE: Halloween, FLAC, Opeth news, Music Tech and Woman beating with Zach, Opeth News, Busy Bee Ron and Starving Danny's Spaghetti. Playlist: Municipal Waste - Sadistic Magician Thyrfing - Farsotstider Darkened Nocturnal Slaughter Cult - Our Glorious Presence Keep of Kalessin - Surface/Crown of Kings Operation Wintermist - Suicide Warfare Kalmah - Black Roija Ruina - The Tree of Kin is Rotting Otyg - Fjällstorm Strapping Young Lad - Aftermath

Metalscape 65 - Are you high?

Tue, 23 Oct 2007 23:54:30 -0700

ITE: Deja Vu, Irish Chicanos, HBO brings the sexy, Zach's Tech Time, Ron's Norse Tale Corner and Snapple. Playlist: Eluveitie - Spirit/Uis Elveti Blind Guardian - Precious Jerusalem Strapping Young Lad - Love? Carcass - Exhume to Consume Opeth - Reveries Harlequin Abysmal Dawn - Servants to their Knees Circus Maximus - Biosfear Nachmistyum - A Seed for Suffering Heidevolk - Het bier zal weer vloeien U.D.O. - The Wrong Side of Midnight

Metalscape 64 - Rhapsody Episode Speciale

Sun, 21 Oct 2007 21:26:07 -0700

ITE: The Legendary Rhapsody Episode Speciale!!! Ron & Zach discuss Italian Cheesemasters Rhapsody of Fire and party all night with the sex-a. Playlist: Rhapsody - Ira Tenax/Warrior of Ice Rhapsody - Epicus Furor/Emerald Sword Rhapsody - Trolls in the Dark Rhapsody - Rain Of A Thousand Flames Rhapsody - Lamento Eroico Rhapsody - Sacred Power Of Raging Winds Rhapsody - The March Of The Swordmaster (Live in Canada) Rhapsody - The Myth Of The Holy Sword

Metalscape 63 - Big Red Shoes

Sat, 29 Sep 2007 22:51:03 -0700

ITE: Zach's Daily Grind in the Forest of Unicorns, Halo 3, Ron's Red Shoes, Dead Dragons and Wacken planz.

Show Notes

Playlist:
Through The Eyes Of The Dead - Failure In The Flesh
Ukroizz - Riot
Cryptopsy - Lichmistress
Arkona - Into the Svarog's House
Rhapsody - The Bloody Rage Of The Titans
Thor - Escape or Die
Symphony X - Lady of The Snow

Metalscape 62 - Salami and Butter?

Fri, 21 Sep 2007 23:53:33 -0700

ITE: Quad-Core Metalscaping, Record in Monkeys, The Promo, Consonant loving bands and bearded chicks. Playlist: Kreator - Dystopia At The Gates - World of Lies Dub Buk - Misyac Pomsti Dark Moor - Beyond the Fire Slavland - Wedrowka Wzgardzonej Swiadomosci Enthroned - Tales From A Blackened Horde Arcturus - The Chaos Path Ensiferum - Finnish Medley Domain - The Great Rebellion Defeated Sanity - Arousal Through Punishment

Metalscape 61 - I'm stuck with pigeon toe

Sat, 15 Sep 2007 00:51:18 -0700

ITE: Ronvaldr & Zachrebuff get Nautical, The Magic of Metalscape, 10 GHz Octocore Computers, The horror of class groups and metal. Playlist: Anaal Nathrakh - Between Shit And Piss We Are Born Magain - Tsunami of Blood Bal Sagoth - A Tale from the Deep Woods Equilibrium - Met Dethklok - Murmaider Korpiklaani - Rise Skyfire - Skyfire Blodfest - Haevens Med Blod Gojira - Remembrance Doomsword - Luni

Metalscape 60 - Read a Book nigga!

Thu, 30 Aug 2007 22:37:56 -0700

Bum Fuck Nowhere Nevada, Drunk pancho at the carne asada, Dumbledore's Army and READ A MOTHERFUCKING BOOK!!!! Read Full Story for playlist. My Podcast Alley feed! {pca-ee8b3bf9a151735a7944e7d067acd9ac}

Metalscape 59 - 3 blocks down from the McDonalds

Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:51:49 -0700

Transformers, Talking Shit on Talking Metal, The Blackest and Most Kvltest Song Ever and that's that. Read Full Story for playlist.

Metalscape 58 - Tocame el Avocado

Tue, 07 Aug 2007 22:22:46 -0700

Metalscape: Episode LVIII again and again and again and again and again, El Harry Potter, Antonio Banderas, Zach Letterman, "omfg im lost", chanclas, Gold in Finland and Ghetto Pitch. Read Full Story for Playlist.

Metalscape 57 - Crimes Against a Nation

Thu, 12 Jul 2007 00:04:07 -0700

Roach Kill, Extraditing, The Music Thing and photoshopped balls.

Metalscape 56 - Guess who dies

Sun, 01 Jul 2007 23:42:15 -0700

Powerouts are Awesome, Voicemails, Harry Potter Spoiler Discussions and Survivor Man vs. Man vs. Wild.

Metalscape 55 - World of Metalcraft

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 00:23:21 -0700

Join Zach and Ron as they venture into the world of Azeroth in search of Honor and Adventure. Metal included.

Metalscape 54 - Let's watch paint dry

Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:43:43 -0700

I don't think there's anything we talked about worth highlighting. It's mostly retarded shit and teh metals. Read Full Story for playlist.

Metalscape 53 - Fuckin' an Animal

Sun, 03 Jun 2007 08:30:24 -0700

Treebeard joins the Dynamic Podcasting Duo, Horse Fucking, An exclusive interview with T3h Shred Boiz, Chubby Chaser Zach, weed weed weed and Offensive Jokes for Everyone!

Metalscape 52 - It comes with tacos

Thu, 17 May 2007 23:21:24 -0700

Ronvaldr & Zachrebuff in Aegirton, New Symphony X, no trees in Nicaragua, Zach The Drug Dealer and metal.

Metalscape 51 - Metalscape Never Ends!

Sat, 21 Apr 2007 00:33:25 -0700

Zach decides to record a podcast after getting high on a special mix of 2 pounds of cocaine and 18 cans of Red Bull, Ron decides to let Zach steal his news since he's on drugs and might go ahead and do something crazy to hurt himself and/or others, Wintersun's Awesomeness Overload, Nile's Penis Obssesion, METALSCAPE TRIVIA CONTEST WINNERZ!!11omg and lotsa metal.

Playlist:
AnaDies - Regret
Axemaster - Rock Forever
Miseration - Seven are the Sins
Catasexual Urge Motivation - Bleeding for The Sperm Queen
Gernotshagen - Der Alte Wald
Exodus - The Toxic Waltz
Axenstar - Blind leading the Blind
Venom - Black Metal
Daughters - The Ghost With The Most
Mord - In Nomine Sathanas
Dreamtale - Wings of Icaros

Metalscape 50 - It's Over!

Mon, 16 Apr 2007 00:30:52 -0700

Zach hates podcasting, Billie Jean, FedEx and Ron's 9 songs from hell.

Metalscape 49 - Trivial Contests

Fri, 30 Mar 2007 23:03:52 -0700

Chacarron, Be'Lakor Album Review, Diyo, Zach's Monkey, Wrestling, The Metalscape Contest, Mexican Metal and that's it.

Metalscape 48 - Win Free Shit, For Free

Fri, 30 Mar 2007 23:03:52 -0700

Chicharrones, Ron's Never-Ending Printer Ink, Karl Sander's Annihilation of Wicked Mall-Metal Fags at Ozzfest, The First Ever Metalscape Contest, Folkcore and Metal News by Zach.

Metalscape 47 - The road to Aeigirton

Thu, 15 Mar 2007 15:03:10 -0700

Fantasy Storytelling takes on a whole new level, Finntroll's new album, 300, Zach's new dog, The Abominable Snowman and the return of that other storytelling thing we do.

Metalscape 46 - Blasphemous Beatz

Fri, 09 Mar 2007 16:53:44 -0800

Zach's Hard Rapz and Ron's Phat Beatz, Stories from Manteca (now with Wal-Mart!), Lesbians, The Worst Band Ever, "It won't fade", Zach News and The Greatest Band Ever.

Metalscape 45 - Who ya been talkin' to?

Sat, 03 Mar 2007 11:47:00 -0800

"Cha-Cha-Charmin!", Zach's puzzling jokes, News and other crap. I'm running out of ideas for this thing.

Metalscape 43 - Love is in the Air

Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:40:00 -0800

Zach runs out of music and starts playing old songs all over again, No school for Ron, "lala lala lalalala lala lala lalaaa lala lala lala lala lalalalalalaaa", Ensiferum and Beneath The Massacre reviews, Lost, Metalscape's Grim Valentine's Day, book exceprtsz and Zach joins the Guild of Scalds in the return of Ron's Norse Mythology Corner.

Metalscape 42 - Pubes Everywhere

Fri, 09 Feb 2007 09:00:00 -0800

Our super awesome weeks, Mexican food vs. Nicaraguan banks, some news, Zach reviews some album, bums in Manteca, Scandinavian people and the english language, Harry Potter XXX, "I don't trust you", mariachis and metal. Read full story for playlist.

Metalscape 41 - Are you ready for some football?

Sat, 03 Feb 2007 04:30:00 -0800

Metalscape comes back from its 2 week vacation, Zach's Birthday Wal-Mart Madness, Ron's pissed off neighbours, The return of the greatest band on earth, World of Warcraft, "Nicaraguans can't read", Guitar Hero, Computer Ghosts, "Keemel", Harry Potter jokes you won't get and the episode that does not want to end.

Metalscape 40 - Mimizir

Sun, 21 Jan 2007 04:30:00 -0800

Mimir, Barracudas, Ron's Great Banking Adventures, Zach's Uncomfortable Working Environment, Your chance to own a piece of Metalscape History and that's pretty much it. The rest is just incoherent bullshit to fill the space between songs.

Metalscape 39 - The Finntroll

Wed, 10 Jan 2007 03:00:00 -0800

The Finntroll, Dead Grandpas, Zach's Secret Identity, "I'm gonna netflickz that beatch", Matamama, Gojira Album Review (sorta), Swashbucle Album Review and the worse recollection of a norse mythology tale ever.

Metalscape 38 - Back to our Roots

Wed, 10 Jan 2007 03:00:00 -0800

This week, Metalscape goes back to their roots. No fantasy story bullshit and no Norse Mythology crap but plenty of good ol' shit talking, the snow smilie, Zach's new years, Ron's new years, "Loving You", Panochas, Metalscape Volleyball and plenty of metal. Read full story for playlist.

Metalscape 37 - Merry Christmas

Mon, 25 Dec 2006 12:00:00 -0800

Metalscape delivers the most Metal Christmas ever, Zach's "lol@xmas" news, No firewire for Ron, "I fucking love Eggnog", Manteca's Raging Hobos, Strip Clubs, Death Metal Karaoke, "I got bells", "I've got no bells", The Metalscape Asshole and Metal Christmas classics brought to you exclusively by Zach "omg that's all the change I have leave me alone!!" Moore.

Metalscape 36 - The Elf from Imladris

Fri, 15 Dec 2006 05:43:00 -0800

The Return of Ronvaldr and Zachreboff, Zach's "I Can't Believe They're Not Made Up" News section, "I don't even listen to Iron Maiden", Metalscape Christmas, Wacken 2007/2008/20??, Letters to God, Ron's Norse Mythology Corner, Martyr and Outworld reviews and crazy ass ducks.

Metalscape 35 - Elven Rangers

Thu, 07 Dec 2006 05:43:00 -0800

Metalscape's Triumphant return after 3 weeks of deleted .wav files and schedule mishaps, Forests and Elf Rangers, Metal-Cast, OpenGrave Radio, Know your Mythos/Ron's Norse Mythology Corner, Madonna, Zach's struggle with depression and 1 week old jokes.

Metalscape 34 - No balls

Fri, 24 Nov 2006 08:21:00 -0800

Zero Balls, Labs that will be fun, Hissy Fits, Zach's failure at Cubase, Fucking Rhapsody/Italians, Dragons of The North, Puerto Rico: The Gathering, Canadian Metal Dominance, Ron cheats in videogames, Wii talk and much more at 128 kbps.

Metalscape 33 - omfg come on already

Wed, 15 Nov 2006 11:21:00 -0800

Gay No More (well maybe just a little bit), Ron's Mushroom Pizza Insanity, The Late Night Show with Zach O'Moore, The Fucking Irish, Drum Programming Woes, Isengard's Mix Up and Live Metalscape?