The ‘black metallers’ will probably continue to ‘get loaded,’ ‘get high,’ and in all other manners too behave like the stereotypical Negro; they will probably continue to get foreign tribal tattoos, dress, walk, talk, look and act like homosexuals, and so forth.

Gaahl, you and your boyfriend better start running.

Given the fact that he is no longer “imprisoned by the criminal anti-Norwegian regime in Norway” for committing a crime, he will be releasing “The White God” (keyword: white) next Spring. It will more than likely suck.

You can read the original full story (in Norwegian) and view more artsy pics of this crazy person here or, if you prefer a shortened english version with some Metalscape forum users’ sass, click here.