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Some of you may know this episode was recorded some weeks ago, but due to some life shit I couldn’t get it up until now. After talking Ron into letting me handle this one, I go and screw it up. O swells.

I don’t even remember what we talked about, but I know it get’s a little ridiculous so I guess you’ll just have to listen and find out.

Playlist:
Enslaved – The Sleep
Primordial – No Grave Deep Enough
Powerglove – The Real Adventurs of Johnny Quest
Wardruna – Bjarkan
Will Smith – Wild Wild West
Deep Purple – Never Before
Emperor – Ye Entrancemperium
Yngwie Malmsteen – Overture 1622
Xerath – False History
Dalriada – Tavaszköszöntõ
Otyg – Vilievandring
The Muppets – Bohemian Rhapsody

Bed Music:
Mumford and Sons – Sigh No More

Metalscape – Episode 135

ITE: Never cease to underwhelm, THE METALSCAPE REQUEST CHALLENGE ENTRY PICKS, excitement for several reasons, Stand Up Comedian Zach, Metalscape on Financial Stability, Italian Dinosaurs, deep vaginas and how they relate to your slut level, The Masters of Realness and the most embarrassing fail in Metalscape History.

Playlist:
Destroyer 666 – Ride the Solar Winds
Rhapsody – Reign of Terror
F.K.U. – Marine Marauders
Electric Wizard – Funeralopolis
Falkenbach – Havamal
Lorn – Tomorrow
Hirax – Warlords Command
DJ Shadow – Six Days

Intro: DeadMau5 – Hey Baby

Music Bed: Kaya Project – “Desert Phase”, Doctor Rockit – “The Unnecessary History of Doctor Rockit”

Please submit only one song.

Also, I will not be listening to any of the songs prior to the show. We will have an episode before the Request Challenge to select the 8 entries live on the program.

Thanks for entering!

ITE: Twitter is ruining my Heroes, Bitches don’t know ’bout my Nautical Metal, Fake Vagina Ripping Dicks, Ron’s Playlist: Vs. The World and the Metalscape Facebook Fan Spotlight and Dubstep is actually pretty lame.

Playlist:
Suicidal Tendencies – Suicyco Mania
Devin Townsend – Away
Waylander – King of the Fairies
Ahab – The Hunt
Whore – A Decision Needs to be Made/What’s Wrong?
Enslaved – The Voices
Mew – Introducing Palace Players
Sepultura – Murder
Cookie Monsta – R0807 D06
Hillton FM – Send In My Army

Intro: Smov-E – Mi Amante

Music Bed: Dabrye – “One/Three”, “Instrmntl”, Latin Bitman – “Colour”, Masserati 2lts – “Exposicion Verano-Verano”

ITE: America sucks at countries, Nergal’s death and the metal revolution, Justin Bieber is secretly the greatest musician ever and Portuguese men come have a join us with the sex.

Playlist:
Bloodhag – Franz Kafka
Animals as Leaders- Tempting Time
Cage – Planet Crusher
Howl – You Jackals Beware
Casus Belli – I’m Your Master
Ulver – Wolf and Fear
Harness – Eye of the Storm
Vaski – Get Down

Music Bed: Ratatat – LP3, Ratatat – LP4

ITE: Starcraft II for iPhone, Periodic Happenstance of a Body between two Points in a Plane of Existence, “I’m always right”, Best Buy/Apple Store tales, Throat Fucking, You don’t wanna know about Malefic, Bandcamp, Brian POSehn, Foreskin and Sheltered Environments, Sexy Sexual Predators in Hoodies, By the Book, Nazi Hops, Wiper Physics, Kevin-what?, UNLIMITED POWAH, Precious, Metalscape and Torture, “I killed Saddam Hussein with my bare hands, what have you done lately?”, “Music? On Metalscape? Pff”, Magic’s moving my car, Van Canto, Rhythm in the Mouth, The Wireless Samaritan, House Elf Mutilation Remembrance, Saber Tooth Tiger Cooch, Demographics, Zach the Blogger, Varg Vikernes vs. Hollywood, Excellant Nights, The Letters, Listener Survey and Doctors.

Playlist:
Triptykon – Goetia
End of Power – Shackled to a Corpse
Dismember – Under a Bloodred Sky
Watain – Reaping Death
Deep Purple – Bloodsucker
Soreption – Suppressing The Mute
Gostwind – Korean Road
Van Canto – Wishmaster
Burzum – Kaimadalthas Nedstigning

Music Bed: Sola Rosa – Get it Together, Estradasphere – It’s Understood, Hans Zimmer – Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest OST, Kiko Loureiro – Universo Inverso

ITE: Hot Date or not? Lady Gag Reflex and her/his penis, Staccato talking, Throat-fucking, “He’s an idiot. I used to like him”, fucking Reaper, relistening experiences, rut music, “like a wah pedal midway”, attempting skydiving discussions, “you don’t know ricky”, published writer, The Organic Quasi-Debate, Old Man Zach: Full Force Hate Mode, missing file properties, pretentious music, “FIX YOUR SOUND”, to stereo or not to stereo, air ranks, perfectly average cocks, anger management, “I love my new phone”, metal news, “my phone is awesome”, “did I tell you about my phone yet?”, “I’ll tell you again anyway”.
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Too soon for a new episode? Fuck you:

ITE:Extra claps, Mantecan boyfriends, brutal RTS, excessive wiping, American lunches and terrible songs.

Playlist:
Trouble – Psalm 9
Brocas Helm – Drink the Blood of the Priest
Freak Kitchen – Murder Groupie
Strapping Young Lad – Exciter
Symphony X – The Relic
Immortal – Antarctica
Opeth – Blackwater Park
Annihilator – Alison Hell

You can all thank our very own Zach Moore. For 3 straight months he’s avoided all my phone calls, e-mails, forum posts and Xbox Live messages and chat requests. There is just no way to get in touch with that little man.

So please help me out. E-mail him, Facebook him, post on the forums or try to get in contact with him in any way. I know he’s alive because I haven’t killed him yet, he’s just being a douche.

Stay Metal.

Before anything, I’d like to wish you a late merry christmas and happy new year. Hope all of you had a great time doing whatever it was that you did.

As you may have guessed by this post’s title, I have returned to the Wordless Chamber. That’s Miami, for all of you out there not so well versed in Metalscape lore.

I failed to work on the Nicaraguan Photojournal yet again, mostly due to the fact that I had no camera to work with. I thought of bringing my own, but I didn’t want to carry even more shit on the plane than I already was. So next time, I promise.

So as to not make this post completely useless, I’ll answer some questions you may have about the show, if you still care about Metalscape:

1. Yes, there is a new episode recorded, the Xmas Episode!
2. No, I won’t post it anytime soon since I’m still missing Zach’s part and he’s been missing for the last 2 months.
3. No, Metalscape is not dead.
4. Yes, you should buy a shirt. I just bought one for my own and it rocks my ass hard.

Stay Metal.