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Episode CXXVI – Podcasting For Doctors

ron — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 22:47:29 +0000

ITE: Starcraft II for iPhone, Periodic Happenstance of a Body between two Points in a Plane of Existence, “I’m always right”, Best Buy/Apple Store tales, Throat Fucking, You don’t wanna know about Malefic, Bandcamp, Brian POSehn, Foreskin and Sheltered Environments, Sexy Sexual Predators in Hoodies, By the Book, Nazi Hops, Wiper Physics, Kevin-what?, UNLIMITED POWAH, Precious, Metalscape and Torture, “I killed Saddam Hussein with my bare hands, what have you done lately?”, “Music? On Metalscape? Pff”, Magic’s moving my car, Van Canto, Rhythm in the Mouth, The Wireless Samaritan, House Elf Mutilation Remembrance, Saber Tooth Tiger Cooch, Demographics, Zach the Blogger, Varg Vikernes vs. Hollywood, Excellant Nights, The Letters, Listener Survey and Doctors.

Playlist:
Triptykon – Goetia
End of Power – Shackled to a Corpse
Dismember – Under a Bloodred Sky
Watain – Reaping Death
Deep Purple – Bloodsucker
Soreption – Suppressing The Mute
Gostwind – Korean Road
Van Canto – Wishmaster
Burzum – Kaimadalthas Nedstigning

Music Bed: Sola Rosa – Get it Together, Estradasphere – It’s Understood, Hans Zimmer – Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest OST, Kiko Loureiro – Universo Inverso

Episode CXXIV – I’m not angry!

ron — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 02:28:02 +0000

ITE: Hot Date or not? Lady Gag Reflex and her/his penis, Staccato talking, Throat-fucking, “He’s an idiot. I used to like him”, fucking Reaper, relistening experiences, rut music, “like a wah pedal midway”, attempting skydiving discussions, “you don’t know ricky”, published writer, The Organic Quasi-Debate, Old Man Zach: Full Force Hate Mode, missing file properties, pretentious music, “FIX YOUR SOUND”, to stereo or not to stereo, air ranks, perfectly average cocks, anger management, “I love my new phone”, metal news, “my phone is awesome”, “did I tell you about my phone yet?”, “I’ll tell you again anyway”.

Playlist:
Witch – Rip Van Winkle
Kate Nash – mariella
Masseratti 2lts – Macrobossa-eira
Dresden Dolls – Lonesome Organist Rapes Page-Turner
Meshuggah – Pravus
Cake Bake Betty – 64 White Little Things
Finntroll – Under Bergets Rot
Amanda Palmer – Runs in the family

Episode CXXIII

ron — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 20:03:10 +0000

Too soon for a new episode? Fuck you:

ITE:Extra claps, Mantecan boyfriends, brutal RTS, excessive wiping, American lunches and terrible songs.

Playlist:
Trouble – Psalm 9
Brocas Helm – Drink the Blood of the Priest
Freak Kitchen – Murder Groupie
Strapping Young Lad – Exciter
Symphony X – The Relic
Immortal – Antarctica
Opeth – Blackwater Park
Annihilator – Alison Hell

METALSCAPE’s Xmas Episode competing with WINTERSUN’s Time album for which one gets released the latest

ron — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 20:51:34 +0000

You can all thank our very own Zach Moore. For 3 straight months he’s avoided all my phone calls, e-mails, forum posts and Xbox Live messages and chat requests. There is just no way to get in touch with that little man.

So please help me out. E-mail him, Facebook him, post on the forums or try to get in contact with him in any way. I know he’s alive because I haven’t killed him yet, he’s just being a douche.

Stay Metal.

I, Return

ron — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 19:50:55 +0000

Before anything, I’d like to wish you a late merry christmas and happy new year. Hope all of you had a great time doing whatever it was that you did.

As you may have guessed by this post’s title, I have returned to the Wordless Chamber. That’s Miami, for all of you out there not so well versed in Metalscape lore.

I failed to work on the Nicaraguan Photojournal yet again, mostly due to the fact that I had no camera to work with. I thought of bringing my own, but I didn’t want to carry even more shit on the plane than I already was. So next time, I promise.

So as to not make this post completely useless, I’ll answer some questions you may have about the show, if you still care about Metalscape:

1. Yes, there is a new episode recorded, the Xmas Episode!
2. No, I won’t post it anytime soon since I’m still missing Zach’s part and he’s been missing for the last 2 months.
3. No, Metalscape is not dead.
4. Yes, you should buy a shirt. I just bought one for my own and it rocks my ass hard.

Stay Metal.

MSR2

ron — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 05:33:49 +0000

Playlist:
Ihsahn – Scarab
Dalriada – Mégegyszer…
Ensiferum – One More Magic Potion
The Devin Townsend Band – Seventh Wave
Iron Maiden – Fear of the Dark
Brujeria – Matando Gueros
Electric Wizard – The Chosen Few
Dream Theater – The Shattered Fortress
Freedom Call – Tears are Falling
Meshuggah – Erroneous Manipulation
ROCKABYE BABY! – One

EPISODE CXXI now available!

ron — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:06:54 +0000

The previously unavailable awesome episode of your favorite metal podcast is now… available!

Metalscape CXXI – Semi-Latino Drum Beatz

Zach — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:13:41 +0000

A brand new Metalscape with teasers for the brand new Ronvaldr and Zachrebuff!… that came out already… shit, my bad. Chipmunk Ron makes a short appearance as well.

Playlist:
Diablo Swing Orchestra – Lucy Fears the Morning Star
Welicoruss – Slavyanskaya Sila
Decapitated – Mandatory Suicide
Slayer – Unit 731
Melechesh – Rebirth of the Nemesis
Akercocke – Breaking Silence
Buckethead – I Come in Peace
Arcturus – The Throne of Tragedy

Metalscape CXXI - Semi-Latino Drum Beatz

RONVALDR & ZACHREBUFF ARE BACK!

ron — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:00:08 +0000

That’s right motherfuckers, The Greatest Metal Podcast of all time brings you yet another episode of the Greatest Fantasy Podcast Series!! (or whatever R&Z might be called)

And what an episode it is! Over 22 minutes of complete and utter kick ass action, mystery and thrills, Metalscape style. Have a fresh pair of underwear ready, because you might just crap yourself while listening to this one.

I would like to give special thanks to GoGo for lending us his beautiful Swedish accent for the making of this absolutely fantastic piece. If you have a decent enough mic and would like to participate in future R&Z episodes, check out this thread. Enjoy!

Rovaldr & Zachrebuff - Judgement Day

HOLY SHIT FREE SHIPPING

ron — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:44:17 +0000

Spreadshirt is offering free ground shipping when you buy 2 or more items on the Store. Which should be no problem if you buy our shirts in bulk like you should.

Enter the code TREAT9 if you’re buying in US$ or CADTREAT9 if you’re using Canada’s crazy money at checkout to get the free shipping. The offer ends October 26, so hurry up and buy shit now. GO!