I do know that the drummer is about to have a fucking coronary.

The video is for the song “Tres Brujas” and introduces us to a fat bearded, I’ll call him Ralph. Who gives the band a magical stress ball that will take them to see three witches.

There’s also this hot asian chick who I think they’re trying to save, because she’s floating around in fucking outer space, while some guy in a trucker cap gets in a sword fight.

Then they all take off in their spaceship.

FUCKING EPIC

Tres Brujas

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The song is called Death to all But Metal, but how are you going to put down hip-hop with inventive lyrics such as these.

Eminem can suck it, so can Dr. Dre
They can suck each other, just because they’re gay
They can suck a dick, they can lick a sack 
Everybody shout, heavy metals back!

I know you really want to appear strait guys, but when you walk around dressed like a  Cinderella cover band, nobody is going to believe you.

Also, if they truly hate these people, then one might ask them why they have invited the likes of Avril Lavigne, RZA (of Wu-Tang fame), Lil Jon (YEEEAAAA that guy), and Kelly Clarkson to join them onstage?

The video itself sucks as well, it starts off with some kid in the strangest music class I’ve ever seen, being all rebellious and angsty as teenagers do. Then he says something about Death to All But Metal and then the music starts and my ears glaze over. It does feature Sarah Silverman though, she’s hot.

I could care less about bringing death to all but metal, just death to false metal like this fucking losers.

The video has everything you’d expect. Fur/Mail clad vikings in the snow, Fur/Mail clad vinkings in fiery caves, random shots of snowy mountains, random shots of fiery caves, band shots in fiery caves, mysterious old men, legendary hammer hidden for centuries in a fiery cave.

I had grown tired of Amon Amarth so I haven’t checked out their newest album Twilight of the Thunder God. But this song is decent despite that odd sounding solo. I suppose I should pick up the album.

Meh.