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Hostile Cell, The Newest Nicaraguan Metal Sensation

I’ve never listened to the band, but they probably suck. They’re pissed off about some bad review that they got blah blah blah. But they are bragging about getting lot’s of airplay on Nicaraguan radio. Ron has never even mention radio stations existing in Nicaragua, I think someone is pulling their leg.

I’ll post the whole comment here for funsies, it’s mildly entertaining.

"Hey everyone, Hostile Cell has been getting airplay on national radio in Nicaragua! Very exciting indeed. In other news I just want to bash the idiot who reviewed the Deafening in Sweden Rock magazine. Look, if you don’t like the genre, give the CD to someone who cares about it or why don’t you just go fuck yourself.

"You gave the album 3 out of 10 and compared us with, in your own words, ‘such uninteresting bands as Sonic Syndicate and Dead by April.’ They may be uninteresting to your cave dwelling, underground shit taste, but that’s what a lot of people like right now. That just proves how fucking stupid and unprofessional you are. I can take a bad review, if it’s got some real content. You’re writing that you can’t stand pop with growl and metal riffs. Well don’t review the album then you fucking idiot.

"They should ban you from reviewing another band, especially a small band that unfortunately is dependent on the reviews of such magazines. So, Simon Lundh, my review of your opinions is zip out of 100. Go fuck yourself."

I, Return

Before anything, I’d like to wish you a late merry christmas and happy new year. Hope all of you had a great time doing whatever it was that you did.

As you may have guessed by this post’s title, I have returned to the Wordless Chamber. That’s Miami, for all of you out there not so well versed in Metalscape lore.

I failed to work on the Nicaraguan Photojournal yet again, mostly due to the fact that I had no camera to work with. I thought of bringing my own, but I didn’t want to carry even more shit on the plane than I already was. So next time, I promise.

So as to not make this post completely useless, I’ll answer some questions you may have about the show, if you still care about Metalscape:

1. Yes, there is a new episode recorded, the Xmas Episode!
2. No, I won’t post it anytime soon since I’m still missing Zach’s part and he’s been missing for the last 2 months.
3. No, Metalscape is not dead.
4. Yes, you should buy a shirt. I just bought one for my own and it rocks my ass hard.

Stay Metal.

Odin bless Google

I’m comfortably seated right now at Miami International Airport, waiting to board my flight to the tropical paradise known as Nicaragua. I brought my netbook along because I don’t have my own computer back home, and I don’t feel comfortable looking at pr0n on my sister’s desktop.
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And now thanks to the wonderful people at Google, I can start using my sweet Acer Aspire One before I even get on the plane to post on the Greatest Website on the face of the earth.

Google is providing free internet access on a number of airports through January 15. It’s their way of saying Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you too Google. I love you.

I’m reading here that they’re also providing in-flight internet, only on Virgin Atlantic Airlines though. Fucking Virgin.

Gregg is reminding me right now that I owe you guys a Nicaraguan Photojournal. I’ll get on that as soon as I land.

I thought everything was going to be awesome once I got to NICARAGUA…

…but then I got here and found out the only computer in my house is a god damn Mac; a MacBook Pro to be more precise.

So for the next 2 months or so Metalscape, the greatest metal podcast on the planet, will be brought to you entirely Mac-powered.

Excuse me while I go lower the AC temperature again as this fucking notebook is redefining the meaning of “hot to the touch” by the minute.

NICARAGUA

Hails to all the listeners from fantastically tropical Nicaragua. Sorry for last week having no episode but we will be resuming regular Metalscapin’ activities this week, I brought all the necessary equipment with me here.

I leave you here with a picture of one of our beautiful volcanoes, Momotombo. Stay Metal kids.
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