Metalscape: The Metal Podcast » Rhapsody of Fire http://www.metalpodcast.net Tue, 27 Dec 2011 08:38:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.5 Frozen Tears of Angels of Fire http://www.metalpodcast.net/2010/03/frozen-tears-of-angels-of-fire/ http://www.metalpodcast.net/2010/03/frozen-tears-of-angels-of-fire/#comments Fri, 05 Mar 2010 20:40:28 +0000 ron http://www.metalpodcast.net/?p=1413 Unless you’re a complete fucking dipshit, you knew that the mighty Rhapsody Of Fire were working on a new album, “The Frozen Tears of Angels”. And today the most epic of epic bands have released the cover art for it:

Look at it. It’s got angels, swords, ice, fire and maybe even some tears. I dunno. But what I do know is that there’s a giant motherfucking dragon on it, and that’s all I need. Rhapsody have discovered the secret to amazing album covers: Dragons. I’m serious. Every single album cover you can think of can be instantly improved by a margin of 300% if you add dragons. Example:

Normally I could give a shit about Taylor Swift, but if this was the actual cover of any of her albums I would definitely buy at least 5 copies, because anyone who loves dragons as much as Rhapsody of Fire, Taylor Swift and myself should be supported no matter what.

And if that wasn’t enough, they’ve also posted a TOTALLY NEW SONG OFF THE ALBUM! WHICH YOU CAN DOWNLOAD!!!! But if you just want to listen to it, here you go; It’s called “Sea of Fate” and it is so epic in its underwhelming it’s completely of fire:

The Motherfucking Frozen Tears of Angels comes out on April 30th.

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