Posts Tagged ‘sexy’

Ihsahn, the former guitar player/vocals for Black Metal legends Emperor, will soon be releasing his third solo effort. Titled “After”, he’ll be joined by both the drummer and bass player from crazy ass German prog band “Spiral Architect”, whom I had presumed dead years ago. He’s also got a sax player in the mix. He used 8 string guitars as the basis for songwriting in this one, so it’ll be interesting to hear his approach, even if “The Adversary” didn’t really do much for me (I never bothered with “AngL”).

Also, Ihsahn has got to be metal’s sexiest dude. I mean I’m not gay, but I can recognize a good looking man when I see one. And Ihsahn is fucking smoking. Makes me wanna rip off those classy suits, throw those bad boy sunglasses away, knee down and suck his dick. Figuratively speaking of course.

Here’s the track list for “After”:
1. The Barren Lands
2. A Grave Inversed
3. After
4. Frozen Lakes on Mars
5. Undercurrent
6. Austere
7. Heavens Black Sea
8. On the Shores

You can look at more sexy pictures of this hot piece of Norwegian ass over at his MySpace.

Some of you forum regulars may know this already, but for everyone else here’s a bit sweet of news: Metalscape now has a new and improved STORE. As in PLACE WHERE YOU BUY STUFF. Most of the revenue will be used to pay for the site’s hosting, which has been paid exclusively by the Ronald Calero Foundation for Underdeveloped Metal Podcasts for the last 2 years. Any profit will probably be used by Zachary to pay off his World of Warcraft debt.

We got a nice variety of products that will continue to grow over the following months. If you have any specific requests let us know and we’ll get our design team on it.

Once again that glorious time is here again my fellow metal believers, so click the link and BUY A SHIRT!

As posted by Zach:

We got t-shirts, we got sweatshirts, we got panties, and buttons, tank-tops and boxers.

Ugly? These will make you sexy.
Sexy? These will make you a master of all things fornicatey.

BUY SOMETHING NOW!!!