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Old Man Full Force Hate

Have you ever encountered a goddamn hippie in the wild and had no gangsta rap/bay references/Lady Gaga at hand to make him/her feel inadequate?

Well now you can avoid them altogether by warning them off with the official Zach Moore OMFFH Shirt:

Available now at the Metalscape Shop. BUY OR DIE!

Episode 122: Xmas ’09

Merry Christmas! (better late than never)
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ITE: Xmas Metalscape ’09: Old School Style, Intro Fail, the Zach comet, Overworked Mantecan, sad King Diamond, no glass buddies, dirty cars, Ricky Martin appreciation, Modern Warfare talk, no smoking in the house!, Brawny for your Browny, Bang Ice Cream Bus, Role Playing Games, chicks and their boys, passing judgment for breakfast, subliminal shirt messages, Fuck Police, *thumbs up*, and let’s go shoot people on the internet.

Playlist:
Rob Halford – We Three Kings
Tankard – Fuck Christmas
Tom Angelripper – Amerikanisches Weihnachtsmedley
Kekal – God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
Ulver – Christmas
Venom – Black Christmas
Type O Negative – Halloween In Heaven
King Diamond – No Presents for Christmas

With Chocolate Milk by my Side, No Mortal Man shall break my Stride

I was going over this blog’s stats as they relate to daily number of visits and the posts you guys read the most, and I was surprised to see that the most read post on the site was the “Sundays at the Wordless Chamber” one.

In my never ending quest to create the ultimate metal blog and in turn, create the ultimate metal revenue, I took these findings to heart. I guess you guys enjoy reading personal informative tidbits that also offer the opportunity to interact more than reading actual metal news or articles.

So in order to satisfy this unfulfilled crave, I am now writing this here post. It’s a peaceful Tuesday afternoon and I just finished washing my car using the pressure water gun located inside this rental community I recently moved in. It definitely got rid of most of the dirt and crap that was obscuring the radiant beauty of my beloved steel chariot (which by the way is now all nice and fixed for those of you who remember the perilous condition it was in not too long ago). It’s a good start, but it’ll definitely need a good scrubbing to achieve a complete clean.

With that out of the way, I entered the Wordless Chamber with the iron will to being the outline for the persuasive speech I am to be doing tomorrow. I’m doing it on why you should learn to cook your food at home, and I truly wish all you guys were in that classroom with me watching me perform magic with words. To be witness to one of my speeches is like being in the presence of the truly divine, all modesty aside. And for those of you who question my authority on home cooking, I’ll leave you with a picture of what I prepared for lunch today; Lamb with chips and rice:
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Delicious ^

But yeah, I’ll begin working on that as soon as I’m done with this post. I’ll prolly also need a refill of chocolate milk as my glass has run low in the course of this typing. I’d like to take this opportunity to remind you guys about the Store; I added a couple of shirts featuring some classic Metalscape phrases, and later this week you can expect a new design featuring Zach’s “Food Connoisseur” and “Folk Me!” concepts. Also, episode CXX was released yesterday, so if you haven’t checked that out, you most definitely must. It’s a very good one and it contains some important news concerning Metalscape’s future.

We’ll see how this personal posting thing works out. Maybe I’m onto something, maybe it was a coincidence, we’ll see. So what are you up to on this Tuesday evening?

Ye New Metalscape Shoppe

Some of you forum regulars may know this already, but for everyone else here’s a bit sweet of news: Metalscape now has a new and improved STORE. As in PLACE WHERE YOU BUY STUFF. Most of the revenue will be used to pay for the site’s hosting, which has been paid exclusively by the Ronald Calero Foundation for Underdeveloped Metal Podcasts for the last 2 years. Any profit will probably be used by Zachary to pay off his World of Warcraft debt.

We got a nice variety of products that will continue to grow over the following months. If you have any specific requests let us know and we’ll get our design team on it.

Once again that glorious time is here again my fellow metal believers, so click the link and BUY A SHIRT!

As posted by Zach:

We got t-shirts, we got sweatshirts, we got panties, and buttons, tank-tops and boxers.

Ugly? These will make you sexy.
Sexy? These will make you a master of all things fornicatey.

BUY SOMETHING NOW!!!

TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!
7 Years and 20 Days and it's finally out!