Posts Tagged ‘shit’

So we can all agree that Van Canto is silly right? Well the drummer has set off to make his own band, full of instruments and everything.

Sounds pretty good.

But he went and replaced guitars with one piano (that tries to play guitar riffs) and came up with this turd. And you have to read the bands Biography, with funny puns such as…

Traditionally, most rock bands are dominated by guitars. Not so the case with IN LEGEND, where the mother of all instruments is the “key” component: The piano.

OMG get it? Key, as in piano key.

FUCK YOU

That “Hate Worldwide” song is fucking horrible.

Anyone who plans to buy the collection of abominations these motherfuckers have the balls to call an “album” is fucking retarded.

It’s the stupidest show I’ve ever seen on TV. I can tolerate bad acting, but the sheer mind-boggling retardedness they’re trying to pass of for “humor” is unbearable. It’s like the same brain-dead morons who did “Sabrina: The Teenage Witch” thought it would be funny to tackle a comedic fantasy story. Except they’re beyond retarded. I was literally predicting every joke on the show before they would even set it up. I hope they all die.

The chick is still hot.